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Hersh

Profanitee

A manatee that swears at random times

New vibe: sitting in a Target parking lot bawling your eyes out while eating Wendy’s fries and a frosty, all while listening to stereotypical emo music

Do I LoOk FiNe?!

Parent: Fuck you my child is perfectly fine!

The child in question every time a minor inconvenience occurs: *proceeds to read fanfiction about men 3 times their age* *cries about it for 5 hours* *finishes the smutty chapter fantasizing Draco Malfoy as their potions professor* *drinks an unhealthy amount of chamomile and earl grey to appease the aesthetic gods* *calls bestfriend to rant about said fanfiction*

hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously

I know your first impulse is to despair. To say we’re fucked. To feel desperate and hopeless. I feel it. We all feel it.

But Notorious RBG would not have wanted us to lie down and accept defeat.

She’d have wanted us to fight like hell. And that’s what we’re going to do. 

Call your house rep: Find them by Zipcode

Script: “Hi, my name is ____ I am one of your constituents. I am calling to ask Congressperson ______ to go on the record saying they will respect Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s dying wishes as well as the precedent set in 2016 to not nominate a new Justice until after a new president is installed. Thanks for your time.” Call your senator:  (202) 224-3121 Capitol Switchboard Don’t know who your senator is? Find your senator

 Script: “Hi, my name is ________ and I live in (STATE). I am calling to ask Senator ______ to go on the record saying the Senate will not hold hearings on any potential replacement for Justice Ginsburg until after a new president is installed, per Justice Ginsburg’s last wishes and the precedent set in 2016. Thank you for your time.”

R.I.P Notorious RBG

Vote in her honor. Make her proud.

I am ✨suffering✨