ANY WAY THE WIND BLOWS

Wholesome

I am ✨suffering✨

Rest In Peace, Ruth.

cute space princess

Don't be bisexual and watch Arcane because you will be diagnosed with the HORNY

and it's terminal y'all

Me? In love with someone who’s not a fictional character? Fat chance.

*some random 6’8 man walks into the room*

Me:

Do I LoOk FiNe?!

Parent: Fuck you my child is perfectly fine!

The child in question every time a minor inconvenience occurs: *proceeds to read fanfiction about men 3 times their age* *cries about it for 5 hours* *finishes the smutty chapter fantasizing Draco Malfoy as their potions professor* *drinks an unhealthy amount of chamomile and earl grey to appease the aesthetic gods* *calls bestfriend to rant about said fanfiction*

Today is the only day you can reblog this

fuck being your lover. i want to be your traveling bard