Let’s see how many of us there are!
I know your first impulse is to despair. To say we’re fucked. To feel desperate and hopeless. I feel it. We all feel it.
But Notorious RBG would not have wanted us to lie down and accept defeat.
She’d have wanted us to fight like hell. And that’s what we’re going to do.
Call your house rep: Find them by Zipcode
Script: “Hi, my name is ____ I am one of your constituents. I am calling to ask Congressperson ______ to go on the record saying they will respect Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s dying wishes as well as the precedent set in 2016 to not nominate a new Justice until after a new president is installed. Thanks for your time.” Call your senator: (202) 224-3121 Capitol Switchboard Don’t know who your senator is? Find your senator
Script: “Hi, my name is ________ and I live in (STATE). I am calling to ask Senator ______ to go on the record saying the Senate will not hold hearings on any potential replacement for Justice Ginsburg until after a new president is installed, per Justice Ginsburg’s last wishes and the precedent set in 2016. Thank you for your time.”
SparkNotes’ Twitter is something else.
Parent: Fuck you my child is perfectly fine!
The child in question every time a minor inconvenience occurs: *proceeds to read fanfiction about men 3 times their age* *cries about it for 5 hours* *finishes the smutty chapter fantasizing Draco Malfoy as their potions professor* *drinks an unhealthy amount of chamomile and earl grey to appease the aesthetic gods* *calls bestfriend to rant about said fanfiction*
Me at 9pm: Phew, I’m tired, time to go to bed.
Also me: Up until 1am reading fanfic…
Don't be bisexual and watch Arcane because you will be diagnosed with the HORNY
and it's terminal y'all
When you finally realize you’re not straight, and both of your friends are like “FINALLY, honey we’ve known” 😂
Um...how has this been on Spotify for almost 3 years and I’ve NEVER HEARD OF IT????