Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.
Achilles: *Loud gasp*
Today is the only day you can reblog this
fuck the fact that trump is going to nominate someone to the court who will be antithetical to everything Justice Ginsburg stood for and fought for. fuck the fact that republicans will confirm that nominee even though voting has literally already started for this election. fuck the fact that the Supreme Court is now poised to undue any semblance of progressive litigation for the rest of our lives.
but you know what? more than anything else, FUCK the fact that THIS is the conversation we are having right now– instead of having the space and capacity to simply mourn the loss of a woman who fought so hard for justice her entire life, who was a trailblazer in every sense of the word, who deserves to be mourned and honored in her own right, not like this.
Let’s see how many of us there are!
Parent: Fuck you my child is perfectly fine!
The child in question every time a minor inconvenience occurs: *proceeds to read fanfiction about men 3 times their age* *cries about it for 5 hours* *finishes the smutty chapter fantasizing Draco Malfoy as their potions professor* *drinks an unhealthy amount of chamomile and earl grey to appease the aesthetic gods* *calls bestfriend to rant about said fanfiction*
Me at 9pm: Phew, I’m tired, time to go to bed.
Also me: Up until 1am reading fanfic…
hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously