Lol wasn’t tagged but it was fun.
tagged by @pretty-b0yy
link here
tagging (but only if you want to, and sorry if you have already done it!) :) @alighterwood @ssaemxlyprentxss and idk anyone else who sees this!!
hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously
Me? In love with someone who’s not a fictional character? Fat chance.
*some random 6’8 man walks into the room*
Me:
Parent: Fuck you my child is perfectly fine!
The child in question every time a minor inconvenience occurs: *proceeds to read fanfiction about men 3 times their age* *cries about it for 5 hours* *finishes the smutty chapter fantasizing Draco Malfoy as their potions professor* *drinks an unhealthy amount of chamomile and earl grey to appease the aesthetic gods* *calls bestfriend to rant about said fanfiction*
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My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.
fuck being your lover. i want to be your traveling bard
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
Someone took some advice from a Nightmare about how to be suave