Yeah Spring Is Great And Pretty But I’m Coughing And Sneezing Every Third Word I Say So It’s A Bit

Is it Waze?

We're on a road trip rn and the GPS dude is some weird AI thing? He tells jokes? I'm terrified and my dad WON'T explain

This is my dog except she’s stopped trying and just lets it hit the floor

It sounds like you need a weather person to fire (someone is announced weather person and then they’re in charge of the weather then get fired if practice gets rained out)

I FUCKING HATE PENNSYLVANIA WHY IS IT RAINING EVERY DAY IN AUGUST

FUCKING A U G U S T (plaintext: august)

Collect

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

@ruthtg11

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

I love thieving

I love theivering from my drum techs

like to charge reblog to cast

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

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Happy International Asexuality Day!!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck