I Am Not Your Flute Nemesis Named Amanda

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

i love it when a fandom agrees on one particular portmanteau ship name and you can tell it’s because the alternatives are all atrocious. like i don’t know anything about glee but even i know that they only call it “klaine” because no one would be able to take it seriously if it was “blurt”

twisting and bitturning

I need this on my blog

Things my band directors have said:

Band director, through a microphone from the top of the band tower: hey if you ever feel like working could you do this?

Assistant band director, from the pavement with us: do you want me to come up there and fight you grandpa? I'll fight you.

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Assistant band director: see sometimes you guys get too close to each other as you're doing the arm movement. Cause if I go like this, *starts doing the arm move in question*, and I'm close enough to hit grandpa, *starts slapping the band directors arm back and forth*, then I'm too close.

Band director: *literally could care less. Not paying attention to what she's doing and fighting with the Dr. Beat.*

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Band director: guard? That rep was hot. That's the best I've ever seen you do that work all year. Whatever you ate for breakfast it eat it every day.

Assistant band director: yknow I'm not sure I you saying "that was hot" about children.

Band director: guard that was smokin'.

Assistant band director: nope that's worse.

Band director: how about it was ✨️slay✨️.

Us: *cheering*

I’m in marching band and voted so you may want to be aware that results may be skewed because it’s being seen primarily by band people who of course do know what the object is

Here’s a poll cause I’m in marching band so my concepts of common knowledge is extremely skewed.

Don’t die your marching band will need their badass tenor sax

Imagine getting covid and pneumonia at the same time.... Couldn't be me.....

Out of?

Leaving for the first competition!! I think we're gonna get 3rd 🤙

John.

Baked a silly little dude today, name suggestions needed

Congrats on second place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When you see bestie at a band competition

@clarinetmushroom

Is he a threat to the chickens?

There's a little bitch on my porch