I need this on my blog
Things my band directors have said:
Band director, through a microphone from the top of the band tower: hey if you ever feel like working could you do this?
Assistant band director, from the pavement with us: do you want me to come up there and fight you grandpa? I'll fight you.
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Assistant band director: see sometimes you guys get too close to each other as you're doing the arm movement. Cause if I go like this, *starts doing the arm move in question*, and I'm close enough to hit grandpa, *starts slapping the band directors arm back and forth*, then I'm too close.
Band director: *literally could care less. Not paying attention to what she's doing and fighting with the Dr. Beat.*
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Band director: guard? That rep was hot. That's the best I've ever seen you do that work all year. Whatever you ate for breakfast it eat it every day.
Assistant band director: yknow I'm not sure I you saying "that was hot" about children.
Band director: guard that was smokin'.
Assistant band director: nope that's worse.
Band director: how about it was ✨️slay✨️.
Us: *cheering*
We had fun so that’s basically winning
Our first football game was an away game and the stand were far too small for us and I realized that the reason was that the school was expecting a marching band that was a similar size to them which looked like 30-40 people.
We have over 70 people.
Try not to die from too much vitamin C
I've eaten 3 oranges today and I can't get enough
They're so juicy and they taste like candy and they smell so good and I just can't stop eating oranges
Like someone please help I've eaten more than one every day for like a week now and there's no sign of stopping
their deaths happened after meeting with right-wing politicians
their deaths took place after the Tumblr sexyman results
Trisha Paytas announced being pregnant around the same time of both deaths
they were both heads of a state (and just, very extremely high-ranking important figures in general)
Jschlatt predicted both deaths
they were both heads of their respective Church
the Pope died on the Queen’s birthday
i'll be updating this post as i find more things out!
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Everybody give it up for columnar jointing
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
Reblog for greater sample size.
Can we vote for the cat instead I think this is the best choice for the election
President Pickles signing his first bill into law granting him official immunity for official acts such as stealing cheese and licking crumbs from the trash
Congrats on second place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you see bestie at a band competition
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Minor she/her and band nerdI play clarinet and alto sax
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