Whoville Fucking Pisses Me Off Like Ooh Look At All These Holly Jolly Cunts

I’ve realized that the two things I’ve been doing consistently now that school is out have been: reading and being excited for marching band.

I HAVE other things I’m doing this summer aside from band but my brain has decided that I should be excited band camp not going to the beach with family or drama camp noooo BAND

Get jolly with it

Here’s a reblog for you to appreciate

homunculous son or unkillable elder god daughter

Do you realize these are in the main body not the tags

Why would I lie to you?

If our band director doesn’t stop us we’ll probably be having weekly chair challenges unless we can challenge right after a challenge and then it’ll be each class

hey y’all take my marching band uquiz

Fuck it we blog

Maybe

Idk

I need this on my blog

Things my band directors have said:

Band director, through a microphone from the top of the band tower: hey if you ever feel like working could you do this?

Assistant band director, from the pavement with us: do you want me to come up there and fight you grandpa? I'll fight you.

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Assistant band director: see sometimes you guys get too close to each other as you're doing the arm movement. Cause if I go like this, *starts doing the arm move in question*, and I'm close enough to hit grandpa, *starts slapping the band directors arm back and forth*, then I'm too close.

Band director: *literally could care less. Not paying attention to what she's doing and fighting with the Dr. Beat.*

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Band director: guard? That rep was hot. That's the best I've ever seen you do that work all year. Whatever you ate for breakfast it eat it every day.

Assistant band director: yknow I'm not sure I you saying "that was hot" about children.

Band director: guard that was smokin'.

Assistant band director: nope that's worse.

Band director: how about it was ✨️slay✨️.

Us: *cheering*

6 days

S O O N

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

Passing the phone to someone who’s animals I would steal

@helenalikeschickens

Passing the phone tag game

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Tag your moots and other random ppl and if any comply they have to reblog with a scenario and tag others

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