that post thats like “you’re not unlovable you’ve just been spending a lot of time alone in your room” is true for everyone but me. i’m unlovable i’ve just coincidentally been spending a lot of time alone in my room
oh no notes for me thanks i just wanted my post to be on this ugly ass dashboard next to yours
how i feel knowing both wolverine and deadpool are canonically queer (wolverine being bisexual and deadpool being pan), multiple characters are implying they want each other (kidpool, bartender, etc), all the positions during the car fight scene were mostly real sex positions (LEG OVER SHOULDER.), wade being hesitant while introducing logan to blind al and logan reassuring him by just a glance was queer-coded, wade and logan basically adopting dogpool and becoming a happy family with logan's daughter laura in the end was very much intentional while marvel bros are fighting over the cause that they are not gay (they are)
“why do you ship them? I thought the ship wasn’t canon?” bro we’re talking about fictional characters, who don’t actually exist in real life, from a media that focuses solely on fictional events that are not real either. so what if these two made-up characters didn’t kiss in their source material? they have lots of nasty gay sex on archive of our own and thousands of novel length slow burn enemies to lovers fics written about them. the fanon content at this point far exceeds the whole canonical franchise. the problem isn’t “it’s not canon” the problem is that you don’t allow yourself to let go of canon and enjoy the wonder of fan contents that are just as good / valid
i like to laugh and joke but always remember that i am damned
Do you think Deadpool ever tries to slip out of bed only for Wolverine to just *schnck!* and stab him into the mattress so they can keep spooning?
accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you