Oh No Notes For Me Thanks I Just Wanted My Post To Be On This Ugly Ass Dashboard Next To Yours

write too much porn forgot to jerk off

oh to be a little cat and sit in a windowsill

every time i complain about being single and having no hoes i want everybody to remember that i intentionally and strategically sabotage any opportunity i have to open myself up to a romantic or sexual connection because i’m a pussy and an idiot

oooomm... hits them with the butch4butch beam

hate when ppl i share something w isnt excited or Enthusiastic about it in the slightest and then complains when i don't share anything anymore. for instance one time i sent multiple paragraphs going insane over something and they replied with just two dry ass messages like bitch Am i your freehand jester of some sort

man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*

”you can just make an oc” you dont understand anything. the character needs to mutate naturally until unrecognizable. like all evolutionary processes it takes time. you can’t force it or it doesn’t take. you must endure weird ooc thematically discordant versions of a guy until they bud off into beautiful new life. have patience

"i'm gonna love you despite you" oh my GODDDDD SUCK HIS DICK ALREADY