I Don't Need Or Want A Man Standing Up For Me, But Damn It's Sexy

Alice Roosevelt would be a menace if she were a part of GenZ.

Think about it. She would be the first to be arrested in protests, get bailed out immediately and become an even bigger problem.

And she would actually be someone to bring attention to actual problems by discussing them at the White House.

I love her with all of my being and strive to be as big of a nuisance as she would want me to be.

My ass may be chronic but my pain is iconic.

Listening to EPIC on shuffle is always a gamble. Just got Hold Them Down followed by Survive.

Hear me out - books with blacklight ink.

It would be more efficient than glow in the dark ink because they would have to absorb light to begin with. And you could read at night in a car without blinding the driver.

You could get either a UV headlight or a UV book light.

I would spend way too much money on this

@ask-and-i-answer a Disney wedding will be amazing!

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So I'm training a service dog, who is named after the Circe Saga, and I'm trying to use unique words and phrases as commands.

I'm looking for EPIC inspired commands for barking on command, laying her front half on my lap when I'm on a chair, retrieving items, and anything else you can think of.

Full speed ahead - walk forward

Come inside - go through a doorway

Away we go - get out of the car

Circe, go to your palace - go to her dog bed

So something that kinda confuses me in EPIC, is when Odysseus and Athena are doing Warrior of the Mind. I thought it was their meeting for the first time, but now with the Wisdom Saga, I know that they knew each other long before that.

I can see it as an inside joke or a game they play when they meet, but otherwise I'm clueless.

I'm being held together with duck tape and zip ties at this point.

You know what, I'm crashing, I'm burning. I'm falling out of the sky.

Happy National Rare Disease Day!!!

February 28th is National Rare Disease Day because the 29th is the rarest day of the year.

I went to a salon to get my hair done for prom and one of the first things I heard was, "I'm scared of the Children of the Foreskin."

I'm now scared of them too.