I Am So Out Of Spoons Right Now But I Physically Can't Go Home.

Anybody else have a sensory problem with wearing a winter coat indoors?

Like, I can't wear a coat in a freezing car because it is too much coat.

I don't feel real.

Has anyone else experienced this?

I need help.

I feel like everything is a dream and I can't comprehend what people are saying to me.

My SDIT has helped to ground me, but I still feel extremely dizzy.

I am hallucinating a small, wiggly man

I can't walk in a straight line and an so thirsty.

Am going to bed.

If you see me shivering while eating ice cream, mind your own fucking business. I'm living life how I want to and not even God can stop me from making poor decisions.

Me and a friend were talking about smut books and they described one as 'homoerotic'.

But I heard Homer erotic.

So, naturally, I asked, 'What does Odysseus have to do with this?'

Just be because you are disabled DOES NOT give you the right to fake a service dog

For context, it was when Belle was leading a parade of small children and everyone was clapping along to Be Our Guest.

We laughed too damn hard.

"I think I heard this song on spotify"

-The cast member at Belles Enchanted Storytime to me and @chronicallye

You don't feel like wearing your compression socks today?

That's fine,

But just think of how good your calves would look if you did.

It feels like there is a little man under my kneecaps trying to get out

I just clenched my butt cheeks and my back popped.

The best memories are captured by the shittiest camera.