Broke: The Batfam Separates Tim And Damian To Stop Them From Fighting Each Other.

Broke: The batfam separates Tim and Damian to stop them from fighting each other.

Woke: The batfam separates Tim and Damian because they both encourage the others' absurd logic to justify feral behavior.

...

Tim: "See when I can focus directly on a case with no interruptions, my success rate goes up exponentially." (Hasn't slept in 56 hrs.)

Damian: "Statistics don't lie"

Tim: "Statistics don't lie"

...

Damian: "When I adopt more animals, it makes me happy, and if I'm happy, I work better with a team."

Tim: "And you help an animal that needs a home."

Damian: "EXACTLY!"

Tim: "If anything, its irresponsible to let them roam the streets as strays."

Damian: "That's what I said!"

...

Tim: "So one of the executives of this firm has been stealing some stuff, but unfortunately, he also has the resources and status to get him off the hook with a light sentence. Which sucks."

Damian: "What if you add a more serious crime to up the charges?"

Tim: "...That is GENIUS! I have dozens of cold cases that I've solved, but the culprits have already died! Im sure one of them could easily pass as him! "

Damian: "I can help if you need any evidence planted."

Tim: "Sure thing! I'll let you know when i find the right felony to give him!"

...

Dick: "At least they're having fun and getting along?"

Bruce: "This is not better. Stop trying to pretend this is better."

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10 months ago

I am Ahmed Al-Nabih from Gaza, and this is my twin brother Abdul Rahman. I am 30 years old. I used to live a beautiful life with my family and my brother. The idea of ​​marriage was on the table and we were going to continue our lives in our beautiful house, but something happened like a nightmare. The war came and took all our dreams and destroyed our house. Our lives became very difficult and arduous. We lived in tents. In the extreme heat, my mother suffers from chronic diseases, heart disease, blood pressure, and diabetes. Please help me save my family and my elderly mother. I ask for your support and participation. A small donation makes a difference. I have only collected 1,60euros in about five months! Thank you all!❤️🙏

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I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To

Pictures of me and my twin brother before the war!

I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To
I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To

Pictures of us with my mother before the war, when our lives were beautiful and stable!☹️

I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To
I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To
I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To

A picture in the war of my mother, who is 62 years old, due to the lack of medicine because she suffers from chronic diseases, blood pressure, heart, and diabetes. Her health condition deteriorated due to the difficult life in Gaza and famine, and because we live in tents in the extreme heat.!🥹

I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To

I am during the war and my life has become arduous and tiring!😌

I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To

Now we live here, it is a terrifying life, more like a nightmare!☹️

I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To
I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To

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8 months ago

Soap:"see! Isn't this fun?"

Ghost:"It's gay."

Soap:"we're gay."

Ghost:"I'm not this fucking gay."

11 months ago

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

10 months ago

I will be doing this to my siblings lmao

I like to think that one day Bruce saw Jason and Dick watching a “Last to leave the___” video and realized that if he made it a challenge they would willingly give themselves a time-out

“Last to leave their room wins a batch of Alfred’s cookies”

GENIUS

He lets them do it for about 24-32 hrs then he makes them leave their rooms and compete in rock-paper-scissors or something to win

It’s the ultimate parent hack:

YouTube loving children meet your dreams and mine

10 months ago

deadpool's cute little thigh straps, like if you agree

11 months ago

Dude take me fucking money!!! I would play the fuck outta this game

Imagining a point and click game focused on Gotham ambience and atmospheric music, having you navigate life as either a Gothamite or someone who recently moved there, with the option to get in contact with the bats, become one of the rogue’s goons, or even join Red Hood’s gang and work your way to the top 👁️

Each choice you make influences the story, and by then end of it you could be a rogue worse than the Joker, or the catalyst that brought the batfam back together 👀

11 months ago

tim: i’m a seventeen year old CEO of course i do drugs sometimes

bruce: tim i cannot describe how disappointed—

alfred: very hypocritical of you, master bruce. considering at 17 you and that harvey dent were running lines at that boarding school when you thought i wouldn’t find out

bruce: … carry on then…

11 months ago

jason: i think we should get a divorce

steph: what are you doing?

jason: just practicing

steph: why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?

jason: i don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis

steph: you don't even have a girlfriend

jason: hypothetically divorce me

steph: okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half your assets

jason: well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup

jason, to duke: it's called a prenup, right?

duke: yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one

steph: who the fuck is this guy?

duke: i'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case

steph: well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids

steph, to tim: right? we can get those, right?

tim: yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it

jason: who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot? a hella fucking nerd idiot

tim: wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults. i need to keep these on for continuity because i look like the other lawyer

steph: this is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other

jason: how could you hypothetically do this to me?!

steph: because you hypothetically are an alcoholic!

10 months ago

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I'm Emmily from gaza I'msufferingfrombraincancer. I was diagnosed with this type of cancer two and ahalf years ago.

Being that i have exhausted limitted medical facilities in gaza. My family knew that my best chances of survival are localised in the boarders of Egypt. This journey if fought by several challenges,financial aid being the major one. I hereby request and call for your help,through donations and sharing to help me achieve my goal. Any little donations you make will be greatly appreciated and will have a positive impact on my life

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10 months ago

What to do when you leave the League of Assassins?

You go to Red Robin.

So let's say that Ra's lost a significant portion of his organization not just because Tim blew up his bases, but also because quite a few of those survivors decided to defect and follow Tim instead.

Tim is initially unsure about what to do with several hundred escapees from a cult but eventually figures things out.

His first step? He sends his ninja to be recruited by Jason.

Does Jason know that a significant portion of his goons are defects from the LOA? No, not for sure. He's absolutely suspicious but he cannot confirm.

Does Jason know that Tim sent the ninja? Not at all. He suspects they're from Talia and the ninja do nothing to disabuse him of that belief. Their loyalty is towards Tim after all.

Does Jason send them away? No, he's not about to let a bunch of sketchy ninja run loose in Gotham. Plus, the more skilled help he has, the more of a pain in the side he can be towards the Black Mask and the more territory he can hold.

Is Tim going to tell Jason? No, no he is not.

Tim, in the meantime, is busy making them new IDs since all of them are undocumented, ensuring they have regular paychecks on top of what Jason pays them, PTO, and health insurance. The PTO earns Tim their undying loyalty. He also recommends that they look into more sedate hobbies when they have the time and continue or begin their schooling. A significant number of them take up knitting and crocheting.

As a result, Tim knows what's going on in Jason's organization at any given time. The ninja are getting appropriate exercise and being acclimated to a relatively normal life. And when they're ready for something slower than Jason's reinvention of the mafia/mob, Tim is ready to help them on their next stage in reclaiming their life.

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