I Will Be Doing This To My Siblings Lmao

in my slut era. (i can't even start a conversation)

Right?! They are so amazing and they just do what they do for fun! They keep me and others sane FOR FREE, they share what they create FOR FREE, they carve time out of their day to bless us with their masterpieces FOR FREE! And all they want are reblogs (in some cases), comments and likes/kudos! Like that's it, that's all you have to do for them to be happy to share FOR FREE. LIke how do fanfic authors do it and do it so well and do it FOR FREE!

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

Ghost: Johnny asked me to be his fake date at the wedding of one of his sisters so he can avoid the usual “Are you seeing someone” question.

Gaz: I’ve read enough fanfiction to know how this ends.

Writing batman fanfiction is so hard bc I always refer to him as "the furry" and I just forget all other ways I can describe him

I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:

Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.

Bruce: What, why?!

Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.

Bruce: *is completely speechless*

Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.

tim: i’m a seventeen year old CEO of course i do drugs sometimes

bruce: tim i cannot describe how disappointed—

alfred: very hypocritical of you, master bruce. considering at 17 you and that harvey dent were running lines at that boarding school when you thought i wouldn’t find out

bruce: … carry on then…

real homies respect trans people! /gen

My partner in crime (ao3) has been drafted back to the war (is having problems) and came back to me with amnesia (keeps logging me out several times a day)

"maybe the problem is you" oh the problem is definitely me, next question

It just occurred to me that some people don't realize that 9/11 led to 50 shades of grey so

1- 9/11 happens

2- Gerard Way witnesses it and thinks about life

3- Gerard quits his job and starts a band (my chemical romance)

4- Stephanie Mayer is inspired my MCR and writes twilight

5- E.L. James wrote fanfiction based on twilight (50 shades of gray)

6- 50 shades gets published 10 years after 9/11