Do You Ever Lie Awake Wondering How The Heck Gimli Knows What A Nervous System Is

maybe i do want to be railed by a fictional character, what of it?

I need academic validation and am distraught after not getting it

Who names the Ages?

I need to know because the Age Squall’s Ghostly Hours are from are in the Age of Endings.

SO HOW DID THEY KNOW

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

I would be Hungover-From-Living-And-We-Know-That-Is-The-Reason-Because-The-Only-Alcohol-I’ve-Had-Is-Champagne-And-It-Hurts-My-Tongue

Or just Hungover-From-Living for short

If you were a dragon rider in Nevermoor what would your dragons name be? (Remember, according to Helena swift, it has to be something about yourself. Example: “look-how-big-his-talons-are”)

mine would probably be

Moves-Clumsily-Like-A-Drunk-Typerope-Walker

But why do the immortal long-range oracles not say ‘Oh hey everyone, it’s the Age of Endings because one of the Wundersmiths is going to go kinda crazy and murder the others! Have a nice one!’

That is the question

Who names the Ages?

I need to know because the Age Squall’s Ghostly Hours are from are in the Age of Endings.

SO HOW DID THEY KNOW

Mog, yes

Jupiter: I love you

Morrigan: Well, at least one of us does

"So this is how liberty dies... With thunderous applause."