But Why Do The Immortal Long-range Oracles Not Say ‘Oh Hey Everyone, It’s The Age Of Endings Because

I would be Hungover-From-Living-And-We-Know-That-Is-The-Reason-Because-The-Only-Alcohol-I’ve-Had-Is-Champagne-And-It-Hurts-My-Tongue

Or just Hungover-From-Living for short

If you were a dragon rider in Nevermoor what would your dragons name be? (Remember, according to Helena swift, it has to be something about yourself. Example: “look-how-big-his-talons-are”)

mine would probably be

Moves-Clumsily-Like-A-Drunk-Typerope-Walker

Mog, yes

Jupiter: I love you

Morrigan: Well, at least one of us does

Don’t worry Hawthorne, I don’t understand anything either

[ID: drawing of Hawthorne Swift in a dragon costume overlaid by a tumblr textpost. the text reads: ‘no offence but do i look like i understand anything’ / END ID]

There are two people when watching the Titanic

Type a) the sociopath who laughs and calls out diving scores

Type b) the non-sociopaths who sob and calls out diving scores

There is nothing, I repeat, nothing, straight about Jupiter North

Jupiter can be gay, bi, or pan. Straight he is not. The man is just not straight.

Our grocery store has a Perishable Manager and a Non-Perishable Manager and I know it’s talking about the departments they oversee but really it seems like Seth may be mortal but David will never die

Morrigan: They’re also the ones who aren’t suspected

Morrigan:

Morrigan: Unless you’re a cursed child

Cadence: That's what family is

Cadence: People who hate you but can't kill you

Cadence: 'Cause they're the first ones that get questioned.

"So this is how liberty dies... With thunderous applause."

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I don’t have venmo/cashapp! 😪