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being a malevolent fan (for me and me only) is simultaneously wanting jarthur to be platonic because I think their relationship is really sweet and meaningful but also wanting them to have something a smidgen more romantic because as a gay fragment of an eldritch god I want my rep

more importantly I want them to hold hands

also I think it would be funny if they got married

Post-canon jarthur

ah yes, eye podcasts

kayne is if like tumblr girlies actually got their hands on their blorbos to put in the blender

He dances to whatever music is playing :)

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

What eating dirt as a kid does to a man...

Us

whoever convinced kayne we needed to also do marching band shows i hope your john NEVER shuts up and i hope you NEVER learnt the difference between left and right. i am so fucking sick of this band. every time i open my instrument case it's just full of blood. this guy doesn't even understand instrument care. i used to be a flute. can't play if the pads are CONSTANTLY SOAKED WITH BLOOD.

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"