Post-canon Jarthur

remember in 2007 or 2008 when emo was at its peak and gay marriage wasn't legal and so we had boys in eyeliner and skirts making out with each other at the mall in protest. i think we need this again

i love my friends

Well.

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Arkayne in a nutshell

But instead of resurrecting Arthur, Kayne just grabs another one from different reality

I made them goobers

they kinda look like animal crossing or sanrio characters >_<

pssst @bluewoolf ….

whoever convinced kayne we needed to also do marching band shows i hope your john NEVER shuts up and i hope you NEVER learnt the difference between left and right. i am so fucking sick of this band. every time i open my instrument case it's just full of blood. this guy doesn't even understand instrument care. i used to be a flute. can't play if the pads are CONSTANTLY SOAKED WITH BLOOD.

COOKIE: I am not a hero. I am not an example to be held up to children. I host a trivia game. I don’t know how to solve the world’s problems. I do know how many episodes of Police Squad there were. I am not a teacher. I cannot educate the youth of America. I like the word “dickcissel.” This really isn’t a commercial, it’s just me talking about myself. Did I use the dickcissel thing already? I am not a hero.

[music sting]

ANNOUNCER: Does YOUR house smell like ass? Find out what you can do tonight!

re listening to CHNT for the like 7th time makes me realise that if Arthur Lester met Sydney he’d consider helping with the elephant man problem, then he finds out Elijah worships Sidney and his first through is CULTIST??? and hunt him down and kill him probably

I'm of the opinion that Martin always found Jon attractive, but didn't develop a full crush until after he let him stay in the Archives to hide from Prentiss. I don't have any evidence for this, I just want it to be true because comedic potential.

Imagine with me the hilarity that would ensue after Sasha outs Jon as a decade younger than he claims and Martin has to entirely recalibrate his whole view of the guy. Cause he *thought* he was fantasizing about a workplace fling with an older coworker but this bastard is literally his age, he's just got a grandpa personality. Tim would laugh so hard he would choke

okay sorry…chill…