Being A Malevolent Fan (for Me And Me Only) Is Simultaneously Wanting Jarthur To Be Platonic Because

another day another reminder that arthur made yellow cold because he was hurting

Will the real FNAF Helpy please stand up?..

My wife (ao3) lying in her hospital bed (down for maintenance) as I hold her hand lovingly, waiting for the moment she wakes again (waiting for ao3 to go back up).

Mob boss: Again, Mr. Lester, where is this John guy you were talking to? My guards are searching the property. They'll find him. But it'll be easier for both of you if you tell me.

Arthur: I told you. He's in my head.

(Phone rings)

Underling: Hello? Oh, hello. Uh...yeah....boss....it's the Butcher.

Mob boss: Why is he...? I don't have a contract-

Underling: He wants to speak to Mr. Lester.

Everyone: (turns to stare at Arthur as the underling holds the phone to Arthur's ear)

The Butcher: Hello, Boyo, I'm callin' because Noel wants to know when you'll be home for dinner.

kayne because [longest redacted ever]

i headcannon that Cookie’s taste in music is VERY inconsistent. like, one second he’s listening to lady gaga or weird al, and in the next he’s listening to system of a down

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ep 50 save me

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

Arthur giggling is fine, but Arthur laughing fucking horrifies me. Somehow nothing John does really scares me anymore.

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