Only at your Best Friend's house can you accidentally nap and she keeps the house quiet, cool and you don't wake up with sharpie on your face. Thanks Nerdstackular!
This right here is why my best friend is more awesome than your best friend. "You gonna die for some chickens?" "Someone is"
Finished this baby last night! Planning on hanging it in my kitchen after I get a proper frame for it.
Trying to take a selfie later on after a few shandies. by The LAD Bible
I feel like instead of being one of those parents that makes their unborn child listen to classical music in the womb, I'm just going to play my child all the vines I find hilarious on repeat, and the internet will explode as he will be born a cat and instead of my water breaking it will be a fountain of rainbows and his first words will be..."u mad bro?"...
Getting an entire plate of food that looks delicious and then taking the first bite and it turns out disgusting makes me wish I was a Stark at the Red Wedding...
So, my washer broke this week and I was told I need to disconnect the old one in preparation for the one that is coming on Saturday... Kinda nervous, every time I think of detaching the hoses I have this horror picture in my mind of screwing it up, having hot water splash my face, and looking like this forever...
Wish me luck...I don't think I'd look very pretty with a beard...
this is the most graceful thing ever
Anyone else ever hear a song on the radio that you used to listen to over and over because you felt so emotionally connected to it, and it got you through a hard time, and now when you hear it you can't connect to it? Does it both sadden you because you feel like you lost a piece of your life but at the same time makes you happy because you're in a better place now?
:-) by lol adam
"Everybody dies Tracy. Someone is carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. Trick is, die of old age before it finds you."
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