Chaoticvictory - Meow.

I feel like instead of being one of those parents that makes their unborn child listen to classical music in the womb, I'm just going to play my child all the vines I find hilarious on repeat, and the internet will explode as he will be born a cat and instead of my water breaking it will be a fountain of rainbows and his first words will be..."u mad bro?"...

:’( by hi im josh

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

this is the most graceful thing ever

This is a horrible idea…if you notice, yes he tilts the gun up, but as he kicks he brings it right back into line with his face and the bad guy still has his fingers on the trigger…accidental fire waiting to happen…so unless you like the idea of blowing your face off…this only looks cool. Plus, if the person pointing the gun doesn't support your weight when you go to jump, you'll just pull the gun down and he'll fire it into your chest instead...

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

…that mood when not even the funniest tumblr post can make you laugh.