This Is The Most Graceful Thing Ever

Getting an entire plate of food that looks delicious and then taking the first bite and it turns out disgusting makes me wish I was a Stark at the Red Wedding...

I feel like instead of being one of those parents that makes their unborn child listen to classical music in the womb, I'm just going to play my child all the vines I find hilarious on repeat, and the internet will explode as he will be born a cat and instead of my water breaking it will be a fountain of rainbows and his first words will be..."u mad bro?"...

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

Trying to take a selfie later on after a few shandies. by The LAD Bible

:-) by lol adam

boom

So, my washer broke this week and I was told I need to disconnect the old one in preparation for the one that is coming on Saturday... Kinda nervous, every time I think of detaching the hoses I have this horror picture in my mind of screwing it up, having hot water splash my face, and looking like this forever...

Wish me luck...I don't think I'd look very pretty with a beard...

Anyone else ever hear a song on the radio that you used to listen to over and over because you felt so emotionally connected to it, and it got you through a hard time, and now when you hear it you can't connect to it? Does it both sadden you because you feel like you lost a piece of your life but at the same time makes you happy because you're in a better place now?