Just Some Taskmaster Quotes Out Of Context...

just some taskmaster quotes out of context...

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice onto the crotch of your safari suit and have a breakdown!

There is pineapple in my ass, correct.

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SHOVED IT UP MY ASS!

Thank you very much for your nice message of welcome. Please excuse me while I grind fox faeces into this salutation.

I WILL BREATHE DOWN A PHONE TODAY!

You were mystified by your own balls!

I'm not sure that the anti-capitalist stance was brought home by the toast- titted woman.

It was like someone choreographing a ballet and then coming onto the stage afterwards and having a shit!

IT'S NOT FARTY!

Marco bit your balls, though!

YAHOO! I'M GOING TO THE SHED!

But how am I supposed to kill you with your own shoes?

I'LL HIT YOU LATER WHEN YOU'RE MAKING A CUP OF TEA!!

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And Remus would side with Steve.


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2 years ago

Every single track name in Midnights gives off Remus Lupin vibes. I can't wait.

I mean ... mastermind? You're on your own, kid? Midnight rain?

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2 years ago

Snow on the Beach is WOLFSTAR

I mean...

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2 years ago

Sirius: wanna be friends with benefits?

Remus: I-

Sirius: the benefit is that you get to be my friend!

Remus: ...

Sirius: also I love you, marry me


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1 year ago

when ares started slow clapping after percy beat him in the fight, I thought for sure he was going to start singing the consensus song.


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2 years ago

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I bleed no blood and I'll never die! (she/her)

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