When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice onto the crotch of your safari suit and have a breakdown!
There is pineapple in my ass, correct.
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SHOVED IT UP MY ASS!
Thank you very much for your nice message of welcome. Please excuse me while I grind fox faeces into this salutation.
I WILL BREATHE DOWN A PHONE TODAY!
You were mystified by your own balls!
I'm not sure that the anti-capitalist stance was brought home by the toast- titted woman.
It was like someone choreographing a ballet and then coming onto the stage afterwards and having a shit!
IT'S NOT FARTY!
Marco bit your balls, though!
YAHOO! I'M GOING TO THE SHED!
But how am I supposed to kill you with your own shoes?
I'LL HIT YOU LATER WHEN YOU'RE MAKING A CUP OF TEA!!
Okay but if Sirius Black and Steve Harrington met, they would DEFINITELY get into a debate about whose hair is superior.
And Remus would side with Steve.
HELP THE ENTIRETY OF MIDNIGHTS: 3AM IS THE MARAUDERS AND WOULD'VE COULD'VE, SHOULD'VE IS REGGIE
Every single track name in Midnights gives off Remus Lupin vibes. I can't wait.
I mean ... mastermind? You're on your own, kid? Midnight rain?
Exactly.
Snow on the Beach is WOLFSTAR
I mean...
Now it's like snow on the beach, weird but fucking beautiful, flying in a dream, stars by the pocketful, YOU WANTING ME TONIGHT FEELS IMPOSSIBLE but it's coming down no sound it's all around
That being said, the entire album is wolfstar.
Sirius: wanna be friends with benefits?
Remus: I-
Sirius: the benefit is that you get to be my friend!
Remus: ...
Sirius: also I love you, marry me
when ares started slow clapping after percy beat him in the fight, I thought for sure he was going to start singing the consensus song.
Imagine Steve and Eddie listening to Taylor Swift (specifically Hey Stephen) and everyone assuming Steve turned Eddie into a Swiftie but it was actually Eddie who turned Steve.
raven cycle, dead boy detectives, marauders, taskmaster, general gay shit
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