Imagine Steve and Eddie listening to Taylor Swift (specifically Hey Stephen) and everyone assuming Steve turned Eddie into a Swiftie but it was actually Eddie who turned Steve.
Steve: Hey Eddie, what's up?
Eddie: Up is a 2009 computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures. The film was directed by Pete Docter, co-directed by Bob Peterson (in his feature directorial debut...)
Steve: Why do I try?
When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice onto the crotch of your safari suit and have a breakdown!
There is pineapple in my ass, correct.
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SHOVED IT UP MY ASS!
Thank you very much for your nice message of welcome. Please excuse me while I grind fox faeces into this salutation.
I WILL BREATHE DOWN A PHONE TODAY!
You were mystified by your own balls!
I'm not sure that the anti-capitalist stance was brought home by the toast- titted woman.
It was like someone choreographing a ballet and then coming onto the stage afterwards and having a shit!
IT'S NOT FARTY!
Marco bit your balls, though!
YAHOO! I'M GOING TO THE SHED!
But how am I supposed to kill you with your own shoes?
I'LL HIT YOU LATER WHEN YOU'RE MAKING A CUP OF TEA!!
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
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Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
James Potter and Lily Evans are Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago. You cannot change my mind.
Additionally, Rosa Diaz and Gina Linetti are clearly Remus Lupin and Sirius Black.
I would PAY to see the teams from taskmaster season 7 attempt the karaoke task from season 10. Can you imagine Rhod Gilbert, Phil Wang and James Acaster singing Somebody You Trust?
Pure gold.
Okay but if Sirius Black and Steve Harrington met, they would DEFINITELY get into a debate about whose hair is superior.
And Remus would side with Steve.
when ares started slow clapping after percy beat him in the fight, I thought for sure he was going to start singing the consensus song.
raven cycle, dead boy detectives, marauders, taskmaster, general gay shit
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