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:0 a real follower?! *hugs*

*Hugs back*

No problem!

:)

Yup because aces are also just as valid as bisexuals :)

"Hey baby can I take your virginity?"

"yeah I just need to find something real quick"

"find what?"

"my v-card. You know, the one that doubles as a dominoes coupon?"

"what"

...

When you try to draw something super edgy but it turns out happy

I might as well put fucking rainbows and unicorns in the background

I'm gonna try again and see how the next one turns out

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

reblog to get the energy to finish what you’re working on

This literally happened two minutes ago...

My stepmum : are you gay?! Just come out and say it!

Me: YES! YES I AM GAY! there I said it

My stepmum: for now I think its just a phase but here's the deal: you go off and be gay and kiss girls until you meet a boy and like him. Deal?

Me: sure (but that has a 0.01 % chance of occurring, the thought of boys is just EH)

My stepmum : that leaves all of the men to me because I like cock.

XDXDXDXDXDXD

My household is so funny sometimes 🤣😂

mood

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