This Literally Happened Two Minutes Ago...
This literally happened two minutes ago...
My stepmum : are you gay?! Just come out and say it!
Me: YES! YES I AM GAY! there I said it
My stepmum: for now I think its just a phase but here's the deal: you go off and be gay and kiss girls until you meet a boy and like him. Deal?
Me: sure (but that has a 0.01 % chance of occurring, the thought of boys is just EH)
My stepmum : that leaves all of the men to me because I like cock.
XDXDXDXDXDXD
My household is so funny sometimes 🤣😂
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