All Pedophiles Should Die And Theres Literally No Downside To Them All Dropping Dead

I got on one a few months ago and the bar was broken and the guy told us to sit at the back when we wanted to sit in the middle. AHHH my dad's a big guy so he was fine whilst me and my stepmum (who are midgets) were hanging on for dear life. I almost fell out. Don't go on them they're so dangerous I've heard many things about people falling out and I'm not gonna go into the gruesome details.

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

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...Gabenath???

6 am wips

Guess what's going on

I just drew this in like... 3 mins

The shoulders and neck are off so much lol

DON'T HATE ME IT'S ALMOST ONE O'CLOCK AND I DON'T HAVE MY DAMN GLASSES ON

XD just kidding

But it is 00:49

And my glasses are in my drawer

Cba

Lol

When your sculpture lesson doesn't go as planned because your classroom is being used for exams and your supply teacher just doesn't care...

So, I moved recently. And my new neighborhood is full of kids. I met about 20 of them the day I moved in because they helped me chase down my dog when he got loose and I can already tell you, me and these kids are gonna be besties. They come over to play with my dogs at least once a day. A few little convos we’ve had so far:

(On the day we met)

6yo: My name Kendrick but you can call me KJ cause my friends call me KJ and you my friend now.

~

KJ: I’ll walk your dogs for 5$!

Me: Imma think about it, okay?

KJ: Ok ok, 3$!! But that’s the lowest imma go. What a deal right?!?!

~

9yo: You know my Mama’s got a boyfriend.

Me: That’s nice!

9yo: My grandmama don’t like him cause he ain’t got a job.

Me: Oh.

9yo: Do you got a job?

Me: Yeah.

9yo: *screaming across the yard* GRANDMAMA!! THIS GIRL GOT A JOB!

(I might be her new stepmom, y’all. Idk)

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12 yo: You ain’t got a man?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: You got a woman?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: It’s just you and these dogs?

Me: Yep.

12 yo: Girllllll! You living the life!

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9yo: *banging on my back door* HEY!! Open the door!!

Me: *opening the door, freaking out* OMG! WHATS WRONG!

9yo: Nothing. You got a popsicle?

Me: Ummmm...no.

9yo: You want one?

Me:???

9yo: *pulls a popsicle from behind her back* I think you need this.

Me: Thank you.

9yo: Alright. Imma see you tomorrow. Bye!!

Me:...okay

How many GOD DAMN EKANS AND KOFFING TODAY

Eight Rainbows! WOW Lehigh Valley, PA [960 x 960]

You're welcome

friend of the day!

you’ve met handsome roundboy, now we introducing…. 

His Royal Flatness, mexican burrowing toad!

SO FLAT! i am swooning

a face of a king

perfect is he body

i trust him

I love him

beautiful smile of toad

he know you love him too!

in he come for a kiss!

thank you goodbye!!

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