Autistic Scientists And Their Suit Wearing Himbo Boyfriends Who Are Obsessed With Them.

Fandom is such a weird place. Like I watched a tv show and thought “wow, these two nerds have a lot of chemistry and I’d like to dedicate a large chunk of my life to thinking about them” so I went in search of other people who also thought these two nerds had a lot of chemistry and then it turned out that a shit ton of people were talking about these two nerds having a lot of chemistry and now it’s 4 years later and we write each other porn on holidays.

I love Mulder, but my english teacher is ranting about his conspiracy theories and its making me realize if i was Scully dealing with Mulder I would’ve strangled him or quit

My unpopular hot take is that I don't think Maggie Scully is nearly as open and warm and purehearted as fandom likes to think she is

100% watch this show L&co is the loml

hey big fandoms!! can we have help?? please don't hate me for this

I'm going to target the Riordanverse because that's like the only big fandom I have

lockwood and co is coming out on Netflix. it's a show about a world where ghosts suddenly appeared 50 years ago and teens and children are the only ones who can sense them. also if they touch you, you die please watch it please please please pl

why will you like it? um

SIMILARITIES BETWEEN LOCKWOOD AND CO AND THE RIORDANVERSE BOOKS

both are led entirely by stupidly impulsive and sarcastic characters

traumatic backstories

uhh swords

you stab things and stuff yeah swords

angry girl with mommy issues

defying the People In Charge

sad boy who's family died

um let me come back to this

REASONS YOU SHOULD WATCH LOCKWOOD AND CO ANYWAY

we have an evil head in a jar

arguably funnier than pjo (if it's true to the books)

they literally burn down a house

basically everyone is hot

you'll get emotionally attached to said head in a jar

tons and tons of action

scary

there's gonna be romance I'm sure, because I saw the way those two losers looked at each other in the trailer even if it's sooner than they have it in the books

before you ruin it for yourself by saying "well it's gonna get cancelled anyway so why bother" 1) shush give it a chance and 2) if that happens just read the books they're literally amazing

I hope my advertisement that I'm NOT getting paid to do I swear, and am actually doing out of my own time, is convincing

please don't hate me

DIVORCE ARC???

Fuck am I gonna have to watch my parents get divorced again???

The x files… the themes… WHAT HAPPENED!!!!! If the x files had stuck to its theming it literally would’ve been the fact that Mulder and Scully loved each other that would save the day. But instead they decided to hurt them over and over and they never got their happy ending. Divorce arc and family members dying one by one and they never get anything they want and the grief is overwhelming and THATS NOT EVEN THE POINT OF THE SHOW!!!’ ITS JUST THE DRAMA FOR TELEVISION!!!!!

Very few things were as hot as Mulder’s fit in little green men

“I was sure you were dead. Mulder? It's Scully. Dana Scully. Do you know where you are?” // “They came, Scully... the ones that took her. They were here.” // “Here? Or here?” // “On the tapes... the tape. Evidence. Proof. And the transmissions, it's all here.” // “Proof of what?” // “Contact.”

We are James C*rden haters and I don’t onow the reason but im a sheep

But you saved me as difficult as and frustrating as it’s been scully your goddamn strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand times over. You kept me honest. Made me a whole person. I owe you everything, Scully, and you owe me nothing. I don’t know if i want to do this alone. I do even know if i can and if I quit now they win.

it’s always “ily” and never “bysmadaafaibsygsrashsmattoykmhymmawpioyesayomnidkiiwdtaidekiicaiiqktw”

I haven’t been able to bring myself to finish the txfs but after maybe six years i did finish btvs so obviously i had to find something knew (old) to watch. That would be Bones, and here is a non-conclusive list if the reactions my friends have been sent since i started it and watched 15 episodes this week:

“Brennan is so funny and autistic”

“Also “spit in your hand and we can be scully and mulder” “i don’t know what that means” was PEAK”

“every time she says “idk what the means” i giggle”

““Pack your bags bones we’re going to washington state” “i am not going to Washington state” so msr coded Giving “pack your cow boy boots scully” or “common scully itll be a nice trip in the forest””

“This is soooo bad blood The detective is trying to ask bones out and booth doesnt like it”

“HAND ON THE SMALL OF THE BACK”

““Times like this are why i need a gun” “here, this is for SELF DEFENSE” AH”

“Zack and Brennan’s relationship is so cute, shes so proud of her smart little assistant and he so proud of his wicked smart boss”

““They put a hit out on your lady scientist”

Booth: 😯 (later) “Shes not fbi” “i never said anything about fbi, shes my partner ese, and if anything happens to her ill find you and i’ll kill you, i wont think twice” *me screaming somewhere in the background”

““You miss me” “no!” “Just pick up the phone” “dont miss you” “and call me” “no” “we’ll do lunch” *more of me screaming*”

“*booth covers bone’s face* “Do not look at Dr. Brennan!” (Why is like this- why do i like it?)”

“The way booth opens the door for bones, closes it, and then runs around the car i’m weak (bare minimum)”

“He went home with her cuz the mobs after her and she needs to be protected (which she doesn’t want to be) and he knows if she stays at the lab (where the security is really tight) she’ll work instead of sleep aww oh he got blown up”

“Guy to booth: you look like crap

Booth: a little more hospital pudding and ill be fine. Stick. With. Her. (Bones)

Guy: if thats what you want

Bones: is anyone going to ask what i want

Booth: no.

EEEEEEEE”

“This episode is literally Young at Heart (txf s1e16)”

““Its okay i’m right here it’s all over” AHHH”

“Ah shes injured and he flew down from dc and looked at her face all tenderly”

“Some dude: ms brennan

Booth: Dr. brennan

Sd: MD

Bones: phd

Sd: those who cant do do research

Booth: *angry booth noises*”

There are several times i text a quote followed by “*angry booth noises*”

“I love the running gag abt her gun and ‘he was trying to light me on fire’”