Latest Posts by cannibal-walleye - Page 2

Day 6: Mumbo Jumbo :D

Yes, he is intentionally floating. There's a story behind it, but it's going to be a hot minute before the full photo comes out. Guess you'll just have to follow to find out... Anyways! His lil guy is probably the most difficult to explain of all of them, why's he built like that lol

As always: All journal posts, @hermitadaymay fundraiser post, and go follow @enkays-den for all the hard work they do!!

Theoretically, if I started doing commissions (art and potentially writing), would people be interested in that? Idk how much I'd charge yet, but here's some examples of my art + link to my writing to help decide:

More examples under the cut! Varying backgrounds, shading, styles, etc.

hey uh your false post also got marked as mature

Yeah, I heard :(

I've sent in a request to get it fixed, but who knows how long it'll take, thank you so much for informing me! I appreciate people telling me about this

Day 5: False!

Here she is! One of the more unique designs thus far; people usually give her wings, but in our au, she's an end beetle hybrid! Not many of her features are visible in this photo, but there will be more art in the future, along with explanations of what exactly an "end beetle" is ;)

As always: All journal posts, @hermitadaymay fundraiser post, and go follow @enkays-den for all the hard work they do!!

Full photo under the cut

it may just be for people on the android app? it's not showing it marked as mature for me and I'm on browser, and apparently the automated moderation for the app has been flagging lots of things that don't actually need it recently. the post itself may have a notice saying it's had a content label applied which should have an "appeal" button on it, but if you aren't seeing that then I believe you may be able to send in a support ticket about it saying that the flagged post isn't mature. but it may or not not take a while; I think they're getting a lot of those.

I'm not seeing an appeal button and have gotten no notice, so I'll follow your advice and send in a support ticket. We'll see how it goes, I've had someone tell me it wasn't flagged on their end, so maybe it was just a glitch? Idk, hopefully everything can be resolved because people NEED to see The Skizz. Thank you so much for your help!!

That post of skizz got marked as mature... 🙄

thanks for letting me know!! I have no idea why and I don’t know how to fix it D: if anyone has advice, please PLEASE tell me how to make it normal :(

idk if it’s like that for everyone or just you, but it needs fixing either way

Day 4: Jimmy! Wait... that's not a Hermit!

Did we mention that all the life-series people are also included in our universe? And that we're making journals for all of them? No? Oh. Well, here you are!

Obv not part of Hermit a Day May, but you get the point. Bonus: the full photo, featuring Grian and Jimmy!

All journal posts, if you're interested :P

Guys I got possessed....

Literally I have so much to do rn but Enkay showed me this skin and then I blacked out

Ref under the cut, skin credits

Day 3: Tango!!

Skizz's journal for Tango! By me and @enkays-den. Here's the link to our ao3 fic, if you want to read more about our universe. (LOTS more coming soon!!) Feel free to ask any questions you might have :)

Also, @hermitadaymay is doing a fundraiser for Gamer’s Outreach! Here’s the post! There are stretch goals and $1 raffles, if anyone wants to contribute

All journal posts, if you're interested :P

Day 2: Grian!

Here's Skizz's journal on the pesky bird! Yes, there’s galactic on all of these. You’d better get used to @enkays-den's handwriting >:O Here's the link to the ao3 fic, if you want to read more about our universe.

Also, @hermitadaymay is doing a fundraiser for Gamer’s Outreach! Here’s the post! There are stretch goals and $1 raffles, if anyone wants to contribute :)

As always, we love your comments, theories, etc. Don't be shy to drop an ask!

All journal posts

"HE CAN HURT ME"??? 😭 oh god this skizzly's got some Trauma huh. looking forward to the rest of the month, very excited to see what's in store!!

Skizz is having a bit of a rough time, isn't he 🙃 I wonder why he wrote that in particular..... *cackles evilly*

I just love me a traumatized lil guy, sorry not sorry! And thank you so much for taking the time to translate the secret notes!! I was honestly kinda worried nobody would want to rip

Presenting Hermit-a-Day-May #1: Impulse!

This is a page from Skizz's notes on the Hermits, from mine and @enkays-den's Lils Universe. Explanations under the cut from me and Enkay! There's a lot of lore and worldbuilding going on >:)

Hello! Welcome to a special edition of Hermit A Day May! We’ll be posting little bios that Skizz has made of all the Hermits in our Lils Universe story. The entries you see are a few weeks ahead of where the story is at the moment, but we don’t care, we just want to share these awesome designs and give you a taste for what’s to come! Walleye did the art and some writing, Enkay did a big chunk of the writing and all the page layouts, as well as the doodles of @hybbart's Tamacrafters designs, or Lils as they’re called in our story! (though, Skizz calls them soul sprites)

This is technically a sneak peek into the world building we’ve been creating for the past few months, which is honestly one of the reasons that our projects have been kinda inactive lately. Each journal page has Skizz's notes on the Hermit and their Lil, part of a photo, and some secret text written in Galactic. The full photo will be released after all the people in it have had their day

If you want to see these as they come out, follow Walleye, as all the posts will be on their account! Also, GET READING!!!!!

And if you want to speculate on the content of these pages, please do so in Walleye's inbox, and we’ll get back to you! As long as they’re not super major all time big big BIG spoilers ;) Any interaction is welcome, be it questions, ramblings, theories, or even your thoughts on the ✨secret text✨ if you have any!!

Anyways, gotta go, we’re DESPERATELY trying to assemble all of these pages so that they’re released in time! Each has taken quite a while, so we hope you enjoy them :D

Here's our link to the series on ao3 and @hermitadaymay for the event

augh theyre so small and adorable I'm in loveeee

so ZITS played Chained Together

Guys I wrote some Skizzpulse

unexpected, I know

here's the link again, it's short and sweet, just them on their first date. Impulse is very stressed and Skizz is a very good (boy)friend <3

may make art for it later, we'll see

you always have the best skizz pics, so I gotta know… do you have any good screenshots of when skizz was wearing glasses during the charity drive?

Of course I'm gonna take this excuse to scrub through the footage of Skizz looking hella suave and sexy in his glasses (so honored whenever anyone compliments me on my screenies and clips <3)

also bonus doofus skizzes

IMPULSE VS JIMMY IN TORTILLA SLAPPING!!!

feat skizz surprising impy with a rouge slap lmao

P2 of hermit redraws!!

I dont really know how tumblr works so im not sure how to reply or react to people 😅 thank you tho!

Which do I make my new desktop background?

Silly imp and skizz duet love them…

enkay and I are COOKING rn, just so you know

WELCOME TO HERMIT-A-DAY MAY 2025!

Another year, another Hermit-a-Day May! I'm so thrilled to be able to bring this event to you all for the third year in a row.

THE RULES: 1. Any type of fanwork is welcome so long as it features, or is otherwise inspired by, the Hermit of the day. 2. Tag #hermitaday to have your fanwork reblogged, or submit it directly to the blog (Please note that while we recognize the value of fanworks involving more mature themes, and they can certainly count toward challenge completion if you're keeping track for yourself, content on this blog will be kept "PG-13" so that all may enjoy.). 3. Fanworks for one Hermit posted after the day rolls over to another Hermit's day (per the US Central time zone) will be reblogged in one big queue in June. 4. Traced or stolen work is NOT welcome. If we discover you have posted traced or stolen work, you will be given one chance to delete it and apologize, or you will be blacklisted from the blog. AI-generated/assisted pieces are similarly unwelcome and will not be featured on the blog. 5. We are not interested in seeing captions or tags in which you disparage your art/skills, and will not be reblogging posts where this happens. We're all improving all the time. Be kind to yourselves. 6. Technically not a rule, but we strongly recommend adding alt text or description to all images. Click here to learn more about writing alt text - it's pretty easy!

WHY SHOULD I PARTICIPATE? To show love to every Hermit, from the most to least subscribed, from those who have been on the server from day one to those who only joined this season! And because challenges are fun! And because we are once again out here for a good cause: we're running another fundraiser for Gamers Outreach, featuring art incentives by nine amazing artists. Learn more about our incentives in these posts:

MILESTONE REWARD POST

INDIVIDUAL REWARD POST

RAFFLE POST

WHO’S RUNNING THIS? Hi! My name is Luna! You can use ze/hir, she/her, he/him, or ro/ros/roseself pronouns for me. My main blog is @as-if-unreal. Helping me out this year is the incredible Mod Sky ( @skyspersonalhell ), who uses any pronouns!

BONUS DAY PROMPTS EXPLAINED UNDER THE CUT

FAVORITE "ALT" HERMIT - May 4th HoTGuY and Poultry-Man. Helsknight and Evil Xisuma. Renbob and - look, you get the idea. This server is full of theater kids ready to toss on an alternate skin and play into a brand new character at the drop of a hat. Who's your favorite?

OUTFIT SWAP - May 9th What would Doc look like in Cleo's Life Series leotard? How would Cub fare in Wels's armor? What laundry day mishap could lead Mumbo's suit to lose its sleeves like Skizz's? Only hilarity can come from this...

GROUPS AND COLLABS - May 14th This month is all about one Hermit a day... but what we really love is when they interact with each other. What does your favorite duo or group of Hermits get up to together?

FAVORITE BUILD - May 18th The Hermits have put thousands of hours into their builds, from cozy starter bases to the sprawling halls of Deepfrost Citadel, from idyllic natural landscapes to machines the size of mountains. Which builds have inspired you?

TFC - May 23rd While he may no longer be with us physically, TFC left behind him a legacy of quiet care and good humor, and Hermitcraft would not have been the same without him.

FRIENDS OF HERMITCRAFT - May 28th There are plenty of shows, podcasts, competitions, other servers, and more woven into the internet ecosystem around Hermitcraft, and plenty more people involved in them. Today is for celebrating all of those who, while they may not be Hermits themselves, exist and entertain in proximity to them.

skizzpulse save me... save me, skizzpulse.....

reference under the cut :P

Fanfic: Who's the Guy Who Can Conquer Death? That's Joe Hills!

Chapter 1: Last Hill and Testament

Joe Hills is dead. And his post-mortem services are just as odd as you would expect. Joe Hills is dead. And his worldly possessions are being distributed as per his request. Joe Hills is dead. And his remains are handled very carefully and very particularly. Joe Hills is dead. And his best friend was given the journal he's been spending his dying months on. Joe Hills is dead. And he won't let that stop him.

A Joe&Cleo centric fic. Sci-fi, fantasy, magical realism, a LOT of references???? My flexing my university English education???? I put everything AND the kitchen sink into this.

last minute decided to participate in skizz's fanart gallery contest!!

check out the voting here

the Pyramid of Skizz by sirchlorox is licensed under CC BY 4.0. To view a copy of this license, visit https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

ghastling

GUYS this is what I was talking about!! I'm gonna make my own post about it later, but for now, behold! a little guy <3 The chapter has lots and lots of them sprinkled throughout :D

Go read please pretty pleaseeeee (lots of fluff but also ANGST >:))))

I've Just Seen A Face, by @enkays-den and @cannibal-walleye

Chapter 1: Other Lils Were never Quite Like This

Impulse finds intruders on Hermitcraft's land. He then has to deal with the potential security risk. He shouldn't trust them, but every part of his soul (in his body and outside) wants to like this new, mysterious guy. Who is hiding in a cave. And he looks like he's homeless. And has a big blade. And he's injured. And he can't be trusted. He CAN'T be trusted. Impulse is going to be VERY good at not trusting or feeling too sympathetic for this guy.

this little guy wants you to read this chapter SO BAD

lils design based on art by @hybbart

Obsessed with the timing of this

sooooo... it's been a while, huh....

I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY

I have the attention span of a goldfish (or walleye lmao) with brain damage, which is to say, none at all rip. Frankly, I got super obsessed with my little heart foundation band au for like,, a single week, and then it went straight out of my mind, along with everything else tumblr-related. That's how I tend to work, so I'm sorry if I ever leave you hanging

that said, I'm done apologizing! (probably) I'm thinking of making a pinned post explaining my terrible inconsistency and just leave it at that forever and ever, just so y'all know what to expect when you follow me lol (also for easier access to my links)

But anyways, I'm back now, and that could only mean one thing.........

NEW CONTENTTTTTTT WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There's this fic I've been working with Enkay on for a loooooong time (since September) that we're finally starting to release (you can find the prequel here). That means I'll hopefully be a little more active for the next while, especially with answering asks from *checks notes* a month ago... But I'm done apologizing! Deal with it!!

Anyways, we're publishing that soon (with lots of adorable art I'm so excited), and I'm working on tsots, and I might get back to the band au too, but I also got a full-time job so who knows what's actually going to get attention rip. I also have another project of stickers that I'm going to start posting because I am absolutely broke and need money so that I can go live my life outside of financial jail 👍 

So prepare yourself! mentally. brain damage goldfish is BACK BABYYYYYY

AAAAAAAH IT'S BEEN A MONTH SINCE YOU MADE THIS I'M SORRYYYYYYYY

I love it!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE ITTTTTTT!!!!!!

sorry for screaming so much lol, I get excited at fanart and things (even though it took FOREVER to reply I sorryyyy) Anyways! These are all super cute, I adore Impulse's little blushies and Skizz being all hot and things augh.... Your style is freakishly adorable, I want to squish them. I think my favorite has to be the Impulse on the bottom left, followed by the lil :D \o/ skizz :)))

Overall, amazing! I'm so in love with them, and I'm so happy I inspired you to draw the stupidest guys everrrr

Have a lovely day <3

YAAAAY MORE ART OF THE SKIZZPULSE FIC !!!! omg IM LIKE OBSESSED :DD AUGHT THE CUTEST !!!

also i like pretended what Imps reaction to catching Skizz wouldve been :P guys theyre stupid and in love <\3

seriously go support @cannibal-walleye and read their fic its so good 😿😿

i definetly didnt post this at school

hi walleye tumblr tags are annoying and if u tag smth properly capitalized and then later tag smth else with the same tag but capitalized differently they wont register as the same tag. i know from personal experience

basically what im saying is ur gonna want to recapitalize the tag on ur most recent "my heart went boom" post

Ahh thank you!!! I've been on tumblr for a year now and still feel like I know absolutely nothing about tagging rip, I'll get that changed right away <3

Is this skizpuls band au posted on any fanfic sites? It’s amazing!!!!

It's not, unfortunately. I might post it on ao3 eventually, but I don't really have the attention span to maintain it long term and putting it on another site feels too "official" or whatever. idk. I already have two other fics I want to prioritize, and this one was completely unplanned lol. Maybe if I end up writing more actual chapters, instead of the random info dumping and art