Well Now I Have To Draw This :/ Rather Rude

An unofficial guide to Hermitcraft for Season 10!

Be sure to check out Skizzleman and Smallishbeans, this season's newbies!

A big thanks to several anonymous contributors, @sudden-memory-loss and @cerealisafunbath for helping with some of the quotes and blurbs!

Transcript / Accessible version here

Chapter 7 is up! Things are getting spicy.

(hehe pun)

In which Impulse doesn't really like pumpkin spice lattes.

Heres the link again in case u didn't realize that THE TITLE WAS THE LINK!!! *audience gasps in shock*

Okie have a good day :)

I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed.

Or, you will be. Read This. Do it. Do it NOW. (beautiful mechanic skizz x pizza man impulse, so fluffy and happy I love them so much. also the writing itself is gorgeous, I would live in their writing style if I could)

Save A Slice For Me - Chapter 1 - enkays_den - Hermitcraft SMP [Archive of Our Own]

@enkays-den

i spent way too much time on this but hey! decked out 2 in the style of slay the spire!

slay the citadel?

SKIZZ DIDNT KNOW IMPULSE WAS A DEMON YET??? I knew be didn't know his name (at leaset. Im like 99% sure he doesnt lol.), but I guess I assumed he knew he was a demon... that actually DRASTICALLY changes things.

Well, obviously he knows now, and.. in actuality it doesn't change too much.. but something tells me skizz would have been fussing over the wellbeing of a certain demon way more if he knew his best friend was one, lol.

Also? Also. I will CRY. do you WANT me to CRY? Impulse is soooo pathetic/aff this chapter. He's such a little guy about one more incident from breaking down and we love him for that. He is the embodiment of every college student ever. Dude just wants a break. (And he should have one. With skizz. Together. Next chapter-)

Everytime there's a chapter I get veryyy happy, and then I finish it and I get ever so slightly sad because that means we're growing ever closer to the end, but then I realize we're not even halfway to the end and I'm happy again with the urge to draw the sillies. The things you do to me/j

I don't actually have anything very meaningful to add here. I'm really just procrastinating my own crushing work, so I should probably get back to that now-

nope, he didn't know! Impulse has been INCREDIBLY secretive about his personal life up until now, giving literally nothing away about himself online. And, btw, Skizz has been similar, both for his own boundaries and to respect Impulse's. ((btw, Impulse also doesn't know that Skizz is an angel))

Also yes, Skizz is empathetic in general, but he definitely would've been even more concerned if he knew Dop was a demon, too. I wonder if that'll come up in any way...

Uhmm, yes. I want you to cry. That is, in fact, my main goal here. I feed off of the tears of orphaned children, I eat suffering for breakfast. Impulse really is super sad tho :( It's only slightly concerning just how much people say they relate to him this chapter rip. We're all fineeee, right guys? As for whether he gets a break next time, do you think him talking to the hot stranger that he made a fool of himself in front of would be very relaxing? I guess you'll have to wait and see (laughs evilly as people continue to cry and cities burn in the background)

I'm so glad you get happy about my chapters!! It delights me how many people are just waiting for them, always excited for the next one. And yea, we're not even close to halfway through, so be excited!! Stay excited!!! ((and if you draw something i certainly wouldnt say no haha u can do it please do it please pretty please ill love u forever-))

That was meaningful!!! Your ask made me so happy :D Yikes on the work, make sure to take care of yourself and take breaks when you can! Health is more important than productivity <3

flustered impulse. thats all. from @enkays-den fic!

hi walleye tumblr tags are annoying and if u tag smth properly capitalized and then later tag smth else with the same tag but capitalized differently they wont register as the same tag. i know from personal experience

basically what im saying is ur gonna want to recapitalize the tag on ur most recent "my heart went boom" post

Ahh thank you!!! I've been on tumblr for a year now and still feel like I know absolutely nothing about tagging rip, I'll get that changed right away <3

hiii i was wondering if you’re still updating This Side of the Screen and the skizzpulse band au? sorry if this comes across as annoying just wanted to know 😓

i just binged the all of whats out rn of TSotS and its amazing i am hooked <33

It's not annoying, that's a fair question! I do plan to continue both of them, it's just a combination of things that have been stopping me :( A big reason I haven't been working on those is that I've been focused on my lils au with Enkay for Hermit a Day May, and we've been working on that for well over a month. The other thing is that I'm just generally struggling to find consistent motivation and time to actually work on it, but that doesn't mean I've abandoned the projects entirely!! I'm about halfway through the next chapter of TSotS, but it's slow going. Idk how long it'll take, just know I'm working on it :P

last minute decided to participate in skizz's fanart gallery contest!!

check out the voting here

the Pyramid of Skizz by sirchlorox is licensed under CC BY 4.0. To view a copy of this license, visit https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/