Big Salmon I Guess

ehehehehe stupid stupid guysssssss

It's not really been shown much yet, but yea. Skizz is an absolute MORON (but hes also so handsome and cool and actually really really smart but he plays it up for the lols)

i love that people think impulse is this super cool youtube/mc guy and skizz is his silly bumbling best friend/sidekick when in reality all impulse wants to do is be as carefree as skizz and follows him around like a puppy

"impulse, what the heck are you doing hanging out with THAT guy?"

impulse: I know, right??? Aren't I just the luckiest dude on the planet?

skizz: [dies to a silverfish]

angel things

random question based on the imp and skizz band au because im curious- is the mysterious fourth person ren from when he took over for tango that one ep, technically making him part of the heart foundation?

this might be a wild guess because i dont think ren plays the drums but hey, im jsut asking this based off the fact he could technically be counted as a heart foundation guy

It's not Ren, but I did think of another role for him since you mentioned it! He's gonna be the band's social media manager :D He does most of the posts on things like Insta and whatever else the band uses (haven't thought too deeply about it) and also occasionally just hangs out or jams with them when they're practicing. Outside of that, he's in college for acting, theater, something along those lines, because it's Ren. Obviously.

ALSO! This fic is now also treebark >:) that's right, Martyn and Ren are dating, and Martyn sometimes helps out with recording their performances or records when he has time, but it's more of a side gig than anything, and he only does it when Tango can't. But yeah,, they're boyfriends <3

Anyways, Ren was a good guess, and I'm so glad he's in the au now because I love him, but the secret fourth person was Cleo! Which people guessed pretty much instantly lol. I'm gonna make the promised art of them eventually, as well as give all their juicy backstory (and it actually has a LOT to do with why Imp and Skizz met.. ;) But in the meantime, I kinda hyperfocused on the new artstyle for a couple days and way overextended myself drawing rip, so it'll be a couple days until the Cleo art. That, and I hurt my finger in a cheese grater so it's gonna be a bit slower anyways sads, and on top of those two excuses, I made a whole lineart and then hated it and couldn't figure out what was wrong. so i scrapped it 👍

I think that might've been a bit rambly, but whatever, you're the one who read it so who's the fool now? Ok whatever have a good day, thank you so much for the ask!!!

GOD guess the build means so much to me

this clip is a perfect summary of guess the build

Grian absolutely losing his mind, Skizz trying to defend that thing, everybody being absolutely bewildered befuddled and just downright stunned

they mean so much to me 🫶

Hey hiya hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :D

goobers

ehehehehehehe themmmmmmm :)))))))) they are indeed goobers!!

I love the glow on Skizz's wings and halo and his lil concerned expression. He just cares about his buddy! Those eyes are absolutely SPARKLING btw. The tiny :( bubble is adorable, but also so so sad. The guy needs some comfort!

Also poor Impyyyyy D: the tears and the wobbly lip UGH he's oh so sad :((( At least he seems kinda cozy in his bed. He needs a Skizz to come give him some cuddles and love, you know?

Scott, scar, and the other humans in their ships should form a support group

I know they don't technically know each other but it'd be funny :>

Scott - *clapping his hands* "Ok, welcome to the first meeting of the 'Dating under-city folks' club, who wants to start us off?"

Martyn - *raises hand*

Scott - "Martyn, go ahead"

Martyn - "Does dating Ren make me a furry?"

Zed - *chokes on his drink*

Scott - "GODDAMMIT, MARTYN!"

Scar - "I dunno what a furry is but I brought cookies..."

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I feel like it'd go well, total chaos, what? I dunno what you're talking about, they'd get along swimmingly. 😜

[image ID: in-game chat from hermitcraft season 10. <Skizzleman> Etho <Etho> heyo! <Skizzleman> First things first, you're very handsome <Etho> :D <Skizzleman> So smart it nuts <Tango> what did you break? <Skizzleman> One of the funniest guys I've every known <Etho> what's the favor? <VintageBeef> sounds like a proposal <Skizzleman> And when it comes it interesting, I mean come on! <VintageBeef> yeah, he wants to marry you <Skizzleman> Can't I say something nice? <Skizzleman> Ok, can I borrow your beacon for tick here? <Skizzleman> :) <Etho> because I am so handsome, yes you may /end ID]

i have no idea what my favorite part of this conversation is so i'm just gonna share it as-is,

I LOVE DRUMS i want to be able to do that so bad

Impulse gives Skizz teasing fodder for years to come

Impulse: That was the one where I was trying to squat on the bone, right? (laughs) Okay. Skizz: (laughs loudly) Impulse: What about-- Skizz: Make that a horn, all day long! What is up, no way you just said that, dude. (laughing) Don't you shake your head. You know that that was awesome. Gem (sounding like she's holding back a laugh): I wish this wasn't our reality. Impulse: (agonized yelling into his hand as Skizz laughs) I didn't think about that! Ugh, gosh-- Skizz, laughing: Oh, dude. I mean, you just-I didn't even have to-help you along. (Impulse starts laughing) You just served that up, like, "Here you go buddy. Here's--in case Skizz was wondering what he's going to rip on me for for the next ten years, here you go friend." Impulse: (groans in agony) God, leave it! (starts laughing) Jeez, oh-- Skizz: Dude, nothing says leave it like screaming leave it--

Day 15: Jevin

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