The Tide Turned!

i feel like jackal would be the worst hostage,

Send me “Bad Touch” for some randomly generated violence.

Or send “Bad Touch reverse” for our muses to switch roles.

1) Slapping your muse across the face 2) Punching your muse in the face 3) Punching your muse in the shoulder/arm 4) Kicking your muse off of their feet 5) Stepping on your muse’s foot 6) Biting your muse 7) Grabbing your muse’s face 8) Wrapping hands around your muse’s neck 9) Pushing your muse into a wall 10) Pushing your muse to the ground 11) Holding a gun to your muse’s head 12) Shooting your muse in the arm/leg 13) Holding a knife to your muse’s throat 14) Using a knife to slash your muse across the arm 15) Hitting your muse in the head with a blunt object 16) Scratching your muse with their nails 17) Throwing something at your muse 18) Stabbing your muse with a sharp weapon 19) Breaking one of your muse’s bones 20) Twisting your muse’s arm

i dont know if this is a serious blog either folks

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S1. )

❛ hey ghosts! tousle my hair! ❜ 

❛ will you haunt me for the rest of my life? ❜ 

❛ so — so this is just a bunch of hobos and rapscallions. ❜ 

❛ that’s not creepy? that didn’t make your spine tingle a little bit? ❜  

❛ I’m just gonna’ get the fuckin’ holy water. ❜ 

❛ hell is supposed to be an awful place, I image the place is terribly maintained. ❜ 

❛ fuck that demon, he’s white washing the history of this house.❜ 

❛ should we poke it with a stick? ❜ 

❛ I won’t argue that your logic is flawed. I just hate it because it’s detrimental to my argument. ❜ 

❛ oh shit, what up! I’m takin’ a selfie with some demons, yo! ❜ 

❛ jesus said chill. ❜ 

❛ you’re looking for me while grunting like a zombie! ❜ 

❛ they’re really just getting boned by fate right now. ❜ 

❛ gimme a little purple nerple or something, lets have some fun.❜ 

❛ holy shit balls! ❜ 

❛ why i’m walking here by my fuckin’ self is beyond me. ❜   

❛ I just love seein’ ya’ squirm! ❜ 

❛ well this seems all horrible and awful in general. ❜ 

❛ if you slit my throat tonight, I’m gonna have a hard time forgiving ya. ❜ 

❛ put it on wikipedia and lets leave. ❜ 

❛ I bet I could squeeze an apple till it exploded. ❜   

❛ here we go! rock and roll buckaroo! ❜ 

❛ you hear that in the distance? it’s the excuse train coming. ❜ 

❛ that demon’s racist! ❜ 

❛ those are some chunky paws on our daughter. ❜ 

❛ don’t be bruce willis from die hard. ❜ 

❛ your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting — it drains me of all happiness and energy, and I hope you know that. ❜ 

❛ I wanna see this girl eat some spiders. ❜ 

❛ that’s a real thing, pal. ❜ 

❛ — not jack nicholson, he was too cartoonish. ❜ 

❛ joke’s on them – no bed to shake. ❜ 

❛ he’s exactly what’s wrong with hollywood! ❜   

❛ my fuckin’ hard-on exploded. ❜ 

❛ ( wheeze ) ❜    

THE DIM AFTERGLOW COULDN’T LIGHT UP HER AMBER EYES THAT HAD BECOME DULL. SHE HATED TO SEE THE SUNSET.

independent dr. leila cleo / jackal. adopted by mak / kai.

i’m like convinced most of world serpent have no idea what jackal actually looks like. she walked in with a dog mask and they’ve never seen anything else.

someone please pull on jackal’s mask and let it go so it can snap back on her face-

anyway i just noticed jackal has two different masks

and i’m sure i’ll come up with a legitimate reason for it but right now the fact that she has two different ones, meaning she either made two different ones or just got them from somewhere makes me hate her even more-

IM GONNA ACTUALLY DIE