IM GONNA ACTUALLY DIE

witcher: blood of elves starters

❝ it was just a dream. a bad dream. ❞ ❝ i’ve heard the rumor that you can’t stand me any more than the plague. ❞ ❝ you have to rest. we’ve still a long way ahead of us. ❞ ❝ mistakes are also important to me. i don’t cross them out of my life, or memory. ❞ ❝ i don’t remember what happened. only that i was frightened. ❞ ❝ that is my fate, my reason, my life. and it is not what i chose. it was chosen for me. ❞ ❝ remember, magic is chaos, art and science. it is a curse, a blessing and progress. ❞ ❝ it’s better to die than to live in the knowledge that you’ve done something that needs forgiveness. ❞ ❝ calmly, calmly, just don’t faint, i’m beside you. ❞ ❝ you are already dead. everything in you has already died. ❞ ❝ what the hell are you searching for? trouble? ❞ ❝ don’t you think that the time has come for more truthful confessions? ❞ ❝ difficult times are approaching. difficult and dangerous. ❞ ❝ look around you — there is crime and sin everywhere. ❞ ❝ this is no legend or fairy-tale. it is the truth. the sincere truth. ❞ ❝ it’s crap — all these princesses, sorceresses, destiny, love and fanciful tales. ❞ ❝ i lose a great deal of my charm when someone gets to know me better. ❞ ❝ he who fights by the sword dies by the sword. ❞ ❝ they say that it’s a bad sign…an omen. ❞ ❝ i will keep your secret. you have my word. ❞ ❝ let me remind you that spells are a serious matter. they are cast with grace and pride. ❞ ❝ did i wake you? sorry. ❞   ❝ you do not kill out of fear and hatred, but in order to save lives. ❞ ❝ are you going to leave me in suspense? that can’t be the end of your story. ❞ ❝ what have i done to deserve to be so high on your list? ❞ ❝ there, where mountains tower today, one day there will be seas; there where today seas surge, will one day be deserts. but stupidity will remain stupidity. ❞ ❝ i’ll carry on killing monsters in the ruins of this world until some monster kills me. ❞ ❝ when you know about something it stops being a nightmare. when you know how to fight something, it stops being so threatening. ❞ ❝ you forget that i know you, so don’t play the unfeeling mutant, devoid of heart. ❞ ❝ the less you know the better. ❞ ❝ you are not leaving here alone. i won’t let you be alone. not right now. ❞ ❝ who do you want to deceive? me? or maybe yourself? ❞ ❝ don’t play at being a hero. you have got yourself mixed up in a dangerous affair. ❞ ❝ i wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to you. ❞ ❝ i owe you exactly as much as you owe me. no more and no less. ❞ ❝ we are no more than toys in the hands of gods. ❞ ❝ you are important to me, and always will be. ❞ ❝ don’t talk to me about emotions. i’ve had enough of all this talk about emotions. ❞ ❝ the anger and vengeance of the gods hangs over you. ❞ ❝ mind your tongue, and who you’re speaking to. ❞ ❝ is it possible you don’t believe me? ❞   ❝ i am the one who ought to be asking for forgiveness. ❞ ❝ for you, it’s an adventure. for me, it’s a game in which the stakes are survival. ❞ ❝ you don’t have to kill your feelings. it’s enough to kill hatred within yourself. ❞ ❝ to be neutral does not mean to be indifferent or insensitive. ❞ ❝ there’s no such thing as a fair fight. you have to make use of every advantage and every opportunity you get. ❞ ❝ from what i’ve heard about you, i have no doubt you would manage. ❞ ❝ it’s your own fault and your own problem. ❞ ❝ stay with me tonight. ❞ ❝ you’ve mistaken the stars reflected on the surface of the lake at night for the heavens. ❞ ❝ you look almost thirty, think you’re just over twenty and act as though you’re barely ten. ❞ ❝ it all depends on who uses magic, how they use it, and to what purpose. ❞ ❝ you want to run from me? no one has escaped me yet. ❞ ❝ intolerance and superstition has always been the domain of the more stupid amongst the common folk. ❞ ❝ you like me? you have been good at concealing it up until now. ❞ ❝ why have you gone so red, crimson as a poppy? ❞ ❝ do you have to spoil everything you touch? ❞   ❝ i warrant that it is better to count yourself amongst those few than amongst everyone. ❞ ❝ magic is everywhere. all around us. easily accessible. ❞ ❝ you are interested in strange matters. you ask strange questions. ❞ ❝ life is a priceless gift and should be protected. ❞ ❝ you are not so remarkable as to make me fall on my knees and raise my eyes to the heavens. ❞ ❝ something tells me you are not the person i took you to be. ❞ ❝ this had to happen at some point. this had to happen. ❞ ❝ that’s everything? you haven’t lied about anything? haven’t forgotten anything? ❞ ❝ you runt. you scum. you arrogant nobody. ❞ ❝ thank you for rescuing me. ❞ ❝ if you’re afraid, turn back. ❞ ❝ you’ve no heart. you really have no heart.. ❞ ❝ i’d be proud and happy to fight at your side. ❞ ❝ i see you have applied yourself to fulfilling the demands of fate and destiny. ❞ ❝ the sun is still high, even if it is obscured. you can still train. ❞ ❝ come into the light. don’t lurk in the dark. ❞ ❝ your fears are unfounded. entirely ungrounded. ❞ ❝ loyalty is devilishly difficult to manage. ❞ ❝ you shouldn’t have said that. ❞ ❝ your wound has to be dressed and we’ve got to get out of here. ❞ ❝ you won’t understand and you don’t have to understand. i did what i had to do. ❞ ❝ you aren’t afraid of anything? answer truthfully. ❞ ❝ war is constantly hovering over us like a vulture. ❞ ❝ i’m afraid of death, just like everyone else, but i grew used to the idea of it a very long time ago. ❞ ❝ the world is falling to ruins. we can watch it happen and do nothing. or we can counteract it. ❞ ❝ what’s the matter with you? are you going to be sick? ❞ ❝ you are cunning but not careful enough. ❞ ❝ i don’t want to hurt you, but if you come near me… ❞ ❝ have you calmed down sufficiently for me to safely approach and take a look at you? ❞ ❝ i want to talk to you. i don’t need an audience. ❞ ❝ i’m not in the habit of poking my nose into other people’s secrets. ❞ ❝ you’ve got a tongue as sharp as a wasp. ❞ ❝ have you been taught anything other than making holes with a sword? ❞ ❝ what the hell is this? who beat you like this? ❞ ❝ before you said that, you still had a chance to live. now you don’t. ❞ ❝ i help you sometimes but i do so out of my own free will. ❞   ❝ everyone comes across someone who will better them someday. ❞ ❝ murder is always murder, regardless of motive or circumstance. ❞ ❝ it’s all lies. just a poetic invention to make the story prettier and more touching. ❞ ❝ take this and put it to your nose or you will be covered with blood! ❞ ❝ your valuable friendship is too important to me to disappoint you. ❞ ❝ i was worried you were going to ask me another one of your unequal grand questions. ❞ ❝ you look but have no eyes. you listen but have deaf ears. ❞ ❝ answer my questions. please. ❞ ❝ i don’t have to comply with your instructions and orders. ❞   ❝ you really do believe we are in some danger? ❞ ❝ couldn’t you, just once in your life, do something right? ❞   ❝ what i intend is my business. don’t get mixed up in this or there’ll be an incident. ❞   ❝ was someone asking about me? ❞   ❝ all this is going to start concerning you — and sooner than you think. ❞ ❝ i knew you wouldn’t understand. ❞ ❝ listen. what’s done is done. ❞   ❝ war is war. you whack the enemy in the backside, and they whack you back. ❞   ❝ destiny cannot be avoided. ❞ ❝ we’re tempting fate. we’re tempting fate too much. ❞ ❝ fighting doesn’t bother me, and a bit of blood’s nothing new. ❞ ❝ it’s not nice to eavesdrop. ❞ ❝ whose side are we on? whose side are we against? who’s our friend and who’s our enemy? ❞ ❝ both sides despite those who sit on the bench. ❞ ❝ what’s your name, if it’s no secret? ❞ ❝ don’t be in such a hurry to tug the lion’s whiskers, because this lion is not dead yet. ❞   ❝ i’m too old for this sort of thing. too old. ❞   ❝ i know you. you’re ruthless, you’re cruel. ❞ ❝ i know how to draw a bow too. ❞ ❝ you betrayed my trust. ❞ ❝ your chances of me forgiving and forgetting are non-existent. ❞ ❝ what’s got into you? there’s not a grain of sense in your prattling. ❞ ❝ life is an endless train of surprises. ❞   ❝ have you lost your mind? ❞   ❝ such matters should not be left to chance. ❞ ❝ we can’t afford to make a blunder or a mistake now. ❞   ❝ careful, or your arrogance will be the end of you. ❞   ❝ let’s throw formalities aside. ❞   ❝ we don’t have much time. it would be a sin to waste it. ❞ ❝ don’t fool yourself that it’s different this time. it’s never different. ❞ ❝ why are you looking at me like that? ❞ ❝ sincerity works both ways. you ask me any question and i will answer. sincerely. ❞ ❝ being kind-hearted…that might be a problem because it is widely believed i don’t possess any such organ. ❞ ❝ i’ve already seen a war. i don’t want to see another. ❞ ❝ i rarely laugh. i really need to have a good reason to laugh. ❞ ❝ you talk so beautifully, i can listen to you for hours. ❞ ❝ you think you know it all, but you don’t. ❞ ❝ furious as a cat. sparks in your eyes; just wait and you’ll hiss. ❞ ❝ poetry is eternal and immortal. it knows no beginning, it knows no end. ❞ ❝ i see that you don’t know me at all. ❞ ❝ let’s not talk about it. let’s not worry too soon. ❞ ❝ don’t play the child because you’re not one anymore. ❞ ❝ have a safe journey. i’ll be thinking of you. ❞ ❝ i haven’t got anybody anymore and i am someone else. ❞ ❝ i’m afraid you still know too little. ❞   ❝ magic isn’t for show. magic is not some street market trick. ❞ ❝ violence breeds violence. ❞   ❝ there’s no returning to the past. there’s no one there for me anymore. ❞ ❝ for the time being, trust me and do as i ask. ❞ ❝ let me message your hand and arm. ❞ ❝ magic, like a spiked arrow, is lodged in you. ❞ ❝ chaos is afraid of you. but it wants you to be the one who feels fear. ❞ ❝ there is chaos and order, good and evil in all of us. ❞ ❝ i don’t want to lose everything again. ❞ ❝ you’ve got yourself mixed up in destiny, far more than you’ve bargained for. ❞ ❝ first of all, let us have something to eat and drink. ❞ ❝ you still have time to turn back. it’s not too late. ❞ ❝ what are you staring at me like that for? ❞ ❝ in a minute you’re going to faint from loss of blood. ❞ ❝ go to sleep, you’re barely on your feet. ❞ ❝ are you angry with me? ❞ ❝ magic, is in some people’s opinion, the embodiment of chaos. ❞ ❝ well. are you going to tell me or not? ❞ ❝ i get angry just as rarely as i laugh. ❞ ❝ i’m here. i’m at your side. don’t be afraid. ❞ ❝ hold your hands out so i can see them. ❞ ❝ you can’t stop a soldier from being frightened but you can give him motivation to overcome that fear. ❞

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it’s agreed worldwide that if jackal was in danganronpa she’d be one of the people who fucked with hajime / izuru’s head and i think that’s beautiful

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lmao little dog scientist go rabid,,,, lil case of the rabies heehoo lil dog science go bork

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i already know chapter 18 is gonna be shit because it started off with jackal-*GUNSHOT*

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gurl help i started off dragging the dog scientist but gurl help im now attached to the dog scientist

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dumb things my friends and I have said!

newer and better edition, ft. 2021! apologies ahead of time for length! feel free to change pronouns if need be. warnings for foul and dirty language, and capslock-implied yelling :)

“I don’t know about bomb stuff.”

“We’re not going to Pavlov my girlfriend.”

“We become heathens when we enter the doors of the shopping mall.”

“No, it’s give a girl head, it’s not a slur.”

“I’m white and privileged. Give me a kiss.”

“‘You gotta have a little bit of faith.’ I don’t believe in God!”

“Four dollar fries. I am no longer asking.”

“Would you like me to call you a bitch or a bastard?”

“It’s not like your nipples are gonna stiffen up when you die.”

“Like, people hear my dumbass voice saying some stupid shit, and they’re like, “Oh, time to punch (Name).””

“DO YOU FUCKING SEE IT, RAT BASTARD? OH MY GOD.”

“I went to counseling to be a fun drunk.”

“YOU’RE GONNA DIE OF HUNGRY.”

“Damn, you are sluttin’ it on stage!”

“Girl you are fisting his god damn throat.”

“No, I don’t go out by myself. I’d get hatecrimed.”

“…I forgot bugs existed.”

“I’m sorry I can’t be your Burger King.”

“Here’s another curse! May all your bacon burn.”

“You should make these so you could stab someone festively.”

“I’m gay, I don’t have to learn how to fix a car.”

“You don’t fuck the bread. You put the bread in the cart and chop down rain forests.”

“You are worth more than chicken nuggets to me.”

“I won’t kick you out this time. I will make fun of you, though.”

“I’ll make a blood sacrifice here in a minute.”

“I’m glad she used your actions against you.”

“If you vibe with identifying as a horse, I wouldn’t care.”

“What if we got hatecrimed together and then became stars?”

“You WILL have a happy birthday. This is a threat.”

“I’m not your lotion slave.”

“I can’t believe we’re getting killed by rats.”

“Best method acting technique? Just be gay.”

“Should I wear thigh highs? What a stupid fuckin’ question, the answer’s always yes.”

“Please do not fuck the flying horse.”

“It tastes like a sexy battery.”

“Get you a man who can do both. Get me. I can do both.”

“Just slap some ganja on there bucko, you won’t feel a thing in no time.”

“Sweetie, that is quite possibly the gayest stance you could have posed with.”

“I hate to break it to you, but lawyers swear a LOT.”

“I didn’t know brainrot was contagious.”

“Is it gay to kill another man with your bare hands?”

“What an asshole. Rear end him right now.”

“You need to scrape your knees too, bitch.”

“Nobody needs an alcohol enema.”

“You’re dressed nicely for a manwhore!”

“I diagnose you with narcissist.”

“All words are made of letters, dickhead.”

“Food wakes me up even if I’m not eating it.”

“I’m convinced people in (location) don’t know how to do math.”

“I hate to break it to you, but porpoises and dolphins are different creatures.”

“If I wanted to date someone made of bones, I would’ve bought a skeleton from the Halloween store.”

“I love the tiddies out, nipples in look.”

“I am one with the gutter gators.”

“It’s so Monday today.”

“Cocktails just make you gay.”

“Welcome to the office of wasting your time! I’ll be your girlboss this evening!”

“I’m glad that you think of me as your pet fucking rat.”

“It’s avant-garde. I wouldn’t expect you to understand that though.”

“The way I function… I’m constantly telling myself that everything I do is cringeworthy.”

“Your blood will be root beer in 10.”

“How strong are your arms to push this many words into my mouth.”

“I hate women, I do drugs, here’s how I scammed DoorDash.”

“You knew me best during college, was I a ho during college?”

“Your head looks like a science lab beaker.”

“If I get drunk, I get worse.”

“I put on the cat paws, you gotta do the ritual!”

“You’re so dramatic. Just choose to not die.”

“(Name) looks like a BITCH.”

“Do you know what red is? It’s a color, you silly little man.”

“I want my cherry, (NAME).”

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WAIT JACKAL IS SHORT????

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@winebornebard said:  Tartaglia :handshake: Jackal 'The Fatui think I'm weird but I'm too beneficial to them so they have to keep me around anyway'

They’re on the opposite ends of the ‘jock’ and ‘nerd scale as well. 

Tartaglia would probably frown on inhumane experimentation but he’s a fighty boi place an opponent in front of him and he goes haywire. Jackal..... is completely useless on the battlefield. Put her in a lab, it’s her home so she can perform amoral experiments like trying to dissect Archons and Adepti-

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𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐄𝐋   𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑   𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄   𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

NOT spoiler free.  contains triggering subjects: missing persons, age gaps mentions, + more. please read and reblog with caution.

’ i’m guilty for loving him/her/them. and for hating him/her/them. for killing him/her/them. ‘

‘ i’m guilty for loving him/her/them. ‘

‘ i’m guilty for killing him/her/them. ‘ 

‘ if you search her/him/them room, you’ll probably find it. ‘

‘ you’re not lying. ‘

‘ i didn’t see you. ‘ 

‘ i saw a woman/man living freely. not in a basement. ‘

‘ it didn’t make sense for a missing person to be in the living room making a call. ‘

‘ have you kissed someone significantly older? ‘

‘ are you daring me to? ‘

‘ i think because of our friendship, it’s where it all went wrong. ‘

‘  you’re officially a missing person. the police are looking for you. ‘

‘  friendship happens between two willing parties. ‘

‘ given the power dynamic between you, i wouldn’t call it that. ‘

‘ i can fix this. i’ll go home. i’ll tell them.. ‘

‘ i don’t know. i told you i’m not a good liar. ‘

‘ i need your help. ‘

‘  you kinda made it open season when you gave her/him/them a black eye! ‘

‘ why did you do it? ‘

‘ i didn’t have a reason not to believe her/him/them. ‘

‘ i don’t care! you abandoned me! ‘

‘ why isn’t she/he/they running faster? ‘

‘ then why would you send this letter?! ‘

‘ i will die trying to protect you from everything. ‘

‘ that’s a pretty big commitment at sixteen. ‘

‘ it’s a little bit of a stretch, don’t you think? ‘

‘ i know, just … call it a mother’s/father’s intuition. i feel it in my bones. ‘

‘ you’re so smart, you’re open, and you’re bold. ‘

‘  i’m glad, and surprised that we can just sit here together like this. ‘

‘ i want to believe you, but… ‘

‘ i saw you with my own eyes. ‘

‘ i followed you that night! ‘

‘ why are you doing this? ‘

‘ you’ve built a fortress around yourself for good reason. ‘

‘ you deserve kindness, [name:optional.]

‘ being on your side cost me my job, my reputation, my family as i once knew it. ‘

‘ can i confess something? ‘

‘ i used to really dislike you, like a lot. ‘

‘ i don’t hear that very often. ‘ 

‘ secrets are scary because everybody has them. ‘

‘ well, sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. ‘

‘ our parents have been basically married for a decade and we’re pretty much strangers. ‘

‘ talking might help. i can listen. ‘

‘ a therapist is not a sister/brother. ‘

‘ i don’t go hunting without arming up first. ‘

‘  you are actually trash, [name:optional]!

‘  really? what? no mocking whatsoever?! ‘

‘ i need to ask you something, and you need to tell me the truth. ‘

‘ how many times have you been inside this house? ‘

‘ i got addicted to the rush of it. ‘

‘ i don’t know what’s going on but, i’m here. ‘

‘ you can say that i pulled away from you but you pulled away from me too. ‘

‘ i don’t understand where all this rage is coming from. ‘

‘ but if you want to talk, you know where to find me. ‘

‘ god, you sound just like her/him/them. ‘

‘ i’m so sorry. i jumped to conclusions and i didn’t… ‘

‘ you’re embarrassing yourself. ‘

‘ now run along. ‘

‘ as i very clearly stated, i don’t want to speak with you in this moment. ‘

‘ did you see her/him/them? ‘

‘ i just don’t know what to think. ‘

‘ you know i would never lie to you. i would never lie to you, okay? ‘

‘ you know i would never lie to you. ‘

‘ [name:optional], i hope you rot in hell! ‘

‘ you are getting out and dancing with me this time. ‘

‘ if anyone can hear me, it’s [name:optional]. ‘

‘ that feeling is called guilt. ‘

‘ leave her/him/them alone. ‘

‘ you’re my new favorite person too. ‘

‘ you’re like my favorite person, maybe ever. ‘

‘ i was raised to be afraid of disappointing anybody. ‘

‘ christmas was truly the first time i really afraid of him/her/them. ‘

‘ making me doubt myself is so much worse. ‘

‘ you look awfully young to be an assistant principle. ‘

‘ you don’t know what you’re saying. ‘

‘ i think you should call the cops on me. ‘

‘ i think i’d be the prettiest girl in all of jail. ‘

‘ really nice smile, by the way. ‘

‘ i still don’t get why coffee smells so good yet tastes so bad. ‘

‘ i feel like i just disappeared and she just took my place. ‘

‘ i feel replaceable and it’s not a good feeling. ‘

‘ how did it happen? ‘

‘ i’m not sure you really want to hear about that. ‘

‘ so that’s a no, then. ‘

‘ there’s not a magic pill that fixes things. ‘

‘ we can do the work. ‘

‘ i believed everything you said. ‘

‘ i did everything you asked. ‘

‘ the moment that i questioned you, you tore into me. ‘

‘ you raised me to be blindly obedient. ‘

‘ my whole life, you have been toting me around like one of your purses. ‘

‘ why did you bring her/him/them down here? ‘

‘ hardly anyone knows who i am and i love snacks. ‘

‘ i’m going to be less like myself and more like what you want me to be. ‘

‘ can you not see how cruel that is? ‘

‘ can you not see how you ruined my life! ‘

‘ you didn’t even want it! ‘

‘ you stole what was basically my trauma journal and shared it in a courtroom. ‘

‘ we are just a few months away from the trail. ‘

‘ you’re not giving the impression that you’re the wronged party here. ‘

‘ i am the most hated person in the nation. ‘

‘ and you want me to be more like her/him/them? ‘

‘ we all want what we can’t have even if we have to change ourselves to get it. ‘

‘ there are some moments in life that changes forever. ‘

‘ you really like her/him/them, huh? ‘

‘ can you please just give me a minute. ‘

‘ it’s never going to be normal again.. is it? ‘

‘ you know, i can’t even remember when it ever was. ‘

‘ what’s happening to you.. i can’t even imagine. ‘

‘ i have no one. i have nothing. ‘

‘ [name:optional] isn’t who you think she/he/they is.

‘ we have evil living among us. right beneath our noses. ‘

‘ good aim. i’m impressed. ‘

‘ it’s a pretty lame and embarrassing first impression. ‘

‘ okay, well, i’m not leaving until you tell me. ‘

‘ why didn’t you say hi? ‘

‘ look, i know what i’m doing. ‘

‘ are you still on my side? ‘

‘ your memory’s been shaking since the trauma. ‘

‘ don’t you think it’s possible you didn’t see what you think you saw? ‘

‘ it’s kind of hard to tell which way is up these days. ‘

‘ i need to tell you something that is a long time coming.. you were right. ‘

‘ we kissed and i lied to you about it. ‘

‘ you deserve the truth. ‘

‘ i’m really really sorry. i really don’t know what else to say. ‘

‘ do you want to hit me? ‘

‘ say it again. ‘

‘ that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever done for me. ‘

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jackal birf chart,,,

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