Jackal Explaining To World Serpent Why She Needs To Experiment On Kiana And Commit Amoral Acts To Destroy

@deathcage: jackal is probably an aquarius me: disgusting that means i have to make your birthday pretty damn soon

anyway i’m thinking about how it said jackal’s eyes used to be so bright and limpid and just amber and now they’re just dull following what i can only assume to be the death of her sister and fuck you chapter 21 for forcing me to be more serious here

that scene from unus annus where ethan runs up the stairs on all fours and mark is just “what what the fuck was that” thats raven and jackal and yes i am implying jackal runs up stairs on all fours

me: okay fine jackal can have some of my respect

jackal: “nothing in this base can escape my jackal ears”

me: and it’s gone wow that was so fast-

i make fun of jackal. a lot. because she makes choices that deserve to make fun of, as well as being a truly awful person currently so there’s no regret in making fun of her. but she is, actually, a fucking genius. her strengths just do not lie on the battlefield. it’s in science and experimentation.

@ctherwcrlds the worst timeline <3

‘ i saw you with my own eyes. ‘ / from raven!

“-Did not,” Jackal spats before her mind could think of a better... definitely wittier comeback but as of now, her attention had promptly been stolen by her hand struggling to fix the mask Raven so rudely yanked up. Fingers grasped the muzzle, keeping it firmly over her face in case this partner of hers decided to go in for seconds. 

Had she been upset about being seen? .... No. Not really. With Raven, it was okay-Not that she would ever admit that-But the sudden movement close to her face and Raven’s own appearing close to hers startled her more than it should’ve. Dull amber eyes had widened, and she backed up, limbs flying and face reddening before she yanked the mask back down.

“Well, I hope you’re pleased with yourself. You’ve snuck a peek at my brilliance-Consider yourself lucky!” Jackal scoffed, teeth gritted as she busied her hands straightening her coat. “Is that all you wanted....? To just... see me?” Brows raise, eyes glaring holes into Raven’s satisfied little mug. 

i simply believe that genshin!jackal would be a geo catalyst user.

dumb things my friends and I have said!

newer and better edition, ft. 2021! apologies ahead of time for length! feel free to change pronouns if need be. warnings for foul and dirty language, and capslock-implied yelling :)

“I don’t know about bomb stuff.”

“We’re not going to Pavlov my girlfriend.”

“We become heathens when we enter the doors of the shopping mall.”

“No, it’s give a girl head, it’s not a slur.”

“I’m white and privileged. Give me a kiss.”

“‘You gotta have a little bit of faith.’ I don’t believe in God!”

“Four dollar fries. I am no longer asking.”

“Would you like me to call you a bitch or a bastard?”

“It’s not like your nipples are gonna stiffen up when you die.”

“Like, people hear my dumbass voice saying some stupid shit, and they’re like, “Oh, time to punch (Name).””

“DO YOU FUCKING SEE IT, RAT BASTARD? OH MY GOD.”

“I went to counseling to be a fun drunk.”

“YOU’RE GONNA DIE OF HUNGRY.”

“Damn, you are sluttin’ it on stage!”

“Girl you are fisting his god damn throat.”

“No, I don’t go out by myself. I’d get hatecrimed.”

“…I forgot bugs existed.”

“I’m sorry I can’t be your Burger King.”

“Here’s another curse! May all your bacon burn.”

“You should make these so you could stab someone festively.”

“I’m gay, I don’t have to learn how to fix a car.”

“You don’t fuck the bread. You put the bread in the cart and chop down rain forests.”

“You are worth more than chicken nuggets to me.”

“I won’t kick you out this time. I will make fun of you, though.”

“I’ll make a blood sacrifice here in a minute.”

“I’m glad she used your actions against you.”

“If you vibe with identifying as a horse, I wouldn’t care.”

“What if we got hatecrimed together and then became stars?”

“You WILL have a happy birthday. This is a threat.”

“I’m not your lotion slave.”

“I can’t believe we’re getting killed by rats.”

“Best method acting technique? Just be gay.”

“Should I wear thigh highs? What a stupid fuckin’ question, the answer’s always yes.”

“Please do not fuck the flying horse.”

“It tastes like a sexy battery.”

“Get you a man who can do both. Get me. I can do both.”

“Just slap some ganja on there bucko, you won’t feel a thing in no time.”

“Sweetie, that is quite possibly the gayest stance you could have posed with.”

“I hate to break it to you, but lawyers swear a LOT.”

“I didn’t know brainrot was contagious.”

“Is it gay to kill another man with your bare hands?”

“What an asshole. Rear end him right now.”

“You need to scrape your knees too, bitch.”

“Nobody needs an alcohol enema.”

“You’re dressed nicely for a manwhore!”

“I diagnose you with narcissist.”

“All words are made of letters, dickhead.”

“Food wakes me up even if I’m not eating it.”

“I’m convinced people in (location) don’t know how to do math.”

“I hate to break it to you, but porpoises and dolphins are different creatures.”

“If I wanted to date someone made of bones, I would’ve bought a skeleton from the Halloween store.”

“I love the tiddies out, nipples in look.”

“I am one with the gutter gators.”

“It’s so Monday today.”

“Cocktails just make you gay.”

“Welcome to the office of wasting your time! I’ll be your girlboss this evening!”

“I’m glad that you think of me as your pet fucking rat.”

“It’s avant-garde. I wouldn’t expect you to understand that though.”

“The way I function… I’m constantly telling myself that everything I do is cringeworthy.”

“Your blood will be root beer in 10.”

“How strong are your arms to push this many words into my mouth.”

“I hate women, I do drugs, here’s how I scammed DoorDash.”

“You knew me best during college, was I a ho during college?”

“Your head looks like a science lab beaker.”

“If I get drunk, I get worse.”

“I put on the cat paws, you gotta do the ritual!”

“You’re so dramatic. Just choose to not die.”

“(Name) looks like a BITCH.”

“Do you know what red is? It’s a color, you silly little man.”

“I want my cherry, (NAME).”

The tide turned!

Yessssssss go girl

Best acting award goes to tuna🏆👏