That Scene From Unus Annus Where Ethan Runs Up The Stairs On All Fours And Mark Is Just “what What

pros of jackal: genius mad scientist lady go brrrrrrrr plus, cool mask and hot af, did i mention mad scientist-

cons of jackal: susceptible to dog jokes and easily fooled cuz lol ego conquers cautiousness 

MISC  SENTENCE  STARTERS.

‘  how’s  your  head  ?  ’

‘  i  think  i’ll  live.  ’

‘  i  know  what  it’s  like  to  want  to  runaway  from  home.  ’

‘  you  had  it  good  !  and  you  still  wanted  to  run  away  !  i  didn’t  have  a  choice  !  ’

‘  take  her  name  out  of  your  mouth.  ’

‘  you  don’t  deserve  to  mourn.  ’

‘  you  just  love  the  attention.  ’

‘  do  you  get  bored  ?  ’  

‘  you  like  the  power  you  have.  ’

‘  i  hope  you  get  caught  in  the  law.  ’

‘  do  you  think  that  you’re  happy  ?  just  wait  until  you’re  sure.  ’

‘  was  it  the  best  you  ever  had  ?  ’

’  i’d  do  anything  for  you,  mrs.  highness.  ’

’  my  teeth  are  yellow.  would  you  like  me  a  little  better  if  they  were  white  like  yours  ?  ’

’  i  need  to  purge  my  urges.  '  

’  i  need  an  alibi  to  justify  or  somebody  to  blame.  ’

‘  why  can’t  you  be  a  dick  ?  why  must  you  be  so  nice  ?  ’

‘  it’s  hard  for  me  to  move  on  when  i  don’t  really  hate  you.  ’

’  you  better  handle  your  shit.  ’

’  the  devil  ain’t  a  friend  to  no  one,  but  fine.  ’

’  hey,  why  you  been  calling  this  late  ?  ’

’  you’re  too  busy  saving  everybody  else  to  save  yourself,  and  you  don’t  want  no  help.  ’

’  every  time  the  teacher’d  call  on  me,  i’d  be  hard.  ’

‘  i  thought  it  was  only  me:  i  thought  i  was  a  sex  maniac  !  ’

‘  don’t  you  wanna  feel  anything  else  ?  ’

‘  i  can’t  feel  a  thing  anymore.  ’

‘  everything’s  a  horrible  bore.  ’

‘  living  is  a  terrible  chore.  ’

‘  there’s  nothing  new  to  do  in  brooklyn  anymore.  ’

‘  kiss  your  christmas  tree  goodbye  !  ’

‘  i’ll  burn  it  to  the  ground.  ’

‘  i’ll  show  you  what  true  misery  feels  like.  ’

‘  uh  oh,  boner  alert.  ’

‘  he  said  you  got  two  lives  down  and  one  life  left.  ’

‘  you  could  think  better  with  a  hole  in  your  head.  ’

‘  i’d  tell  someone.  ’

‘  is  that  a  threat  ?  ’

‘  i  don’t  wanna  start  any  blasphemous  rumors,  but  i  think  that  god’s  got  a  sick  sense  of  humor,  and  when  i  die,  i  expect  to  find  him  laughing.  ’

‘  in  oedipus’  defense  .  .  .  ’  

‘  it’s  harder  than  it  looks  not  to  end  up  in  an  emotionally  charged  narrative  climax  where  you  murder  your  father.  ’

‘  oh,  i’d  never  kill  my  father  !  ’

‘  you’re  projecting.  again.  ’

‘  anyway,  what  were  we  talking  about  ?  ’

‘  do  you  ever  have  nights  like  these  ?  ’

your muse: is a divine being / monster / alien / etc, has some sort of anamoly, already had weird shit done to them, special in some way etc etc

jackal:

does this get me banned from honkai impact fandom

anyway i keep accidentally calling jackal “jekyll” and im beginning to think they did that on purpose

“my muse is a top/bottom/switch” jackal is........ a fucking headache

hi im makai and i got horribly attached to an absolute reprehensible garbage scientist

nobody:

me about jackal:

lmao little dog scientist go rabid,,,, lil case of the rabies heehoo lil dog science go bork

jackal spent all her points in intelligence and none in wisdom thats all imma say