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Trying to make an american jiangshi by taping a mcdonalds receipt to the corpses forehead

"Hold on, let me slither into something a little more comfortable." I say putting on a suit made of someone else's skin.

Where is

Where is she going?

there she goes

Once I get my medication it's over for you hoes

Took me years to understand the "why the long face" punchlines to "so a horse walks into a bar" jokes because I just thought that's a normal sized face to have if you're a horse. It never occurred to me judge a horse by the standards of man

Bro I am literally just waiting for Neil to bang out the tunes

my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

The forbidden spaghetty

Biology nerds, wya?!

nobody talks about the male swaglessness epidemic