Hmmmm Idk, This Seems Like An Overgeneralization To Me

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

BCC

A minimal figure-eight knot on the body-centered cubic lattice

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oh, you misunderstood. when i said "applications" i didnt mean real world applications, i meant ways to use this in the context even more abstract nonsense

Shortest math paper ever.

And with so much impact! It just disproved a widely accepted theorem from the year 1769 in 5 rows!!!

I'll never publish anything even remotely badass like this! But I want it so much!!!

oh and there is the dual thing: sometimes you just know that the professor hates the subject. like when I was taking one of the analysis courses, where the lecture was with one professor and the tutorials were with a different one

at the lectures we were two months into measure theory while at the tutorials haven't even started doing exercises on that topic, but oh it was fine, still plenty of time, he knows what he's doing – we thought, like fools. then the midterm was announced, two weeks left, we still haven't started measure theory. then it was one week left, so the professor tried to solve some lebesgue integrals with us, but he got so bored with each example that he hasn't finished a single one. at this point we just hoped that maybe measure theory just won't be on the midterm, it was too late to do anything. well, unfortunately, the midterm consisted mostly of measure theory problems, it made sense because that was the main content of the course

the professor was clearly very passionate about hating measure theory

One of the really amusing things about college is that if you pay attention you sometimes can discern some of your professor's favorite pet concepts.

For instance, in my Topology course this semester, the Zariski topology has come up at least once in every single homework set so far, and in multiple lectures.

And okay, that's not that weird. The Zariski topology is a really important object in a LOT of fields, especially algebraic geometry. And discussing it at length is a really pedagogically sound move because the Zariski topology is a good example of a topology with a very well motivated structure (the closed sets are the algebraic sets!) that still very naturally gives rise to a lot of strange features, like the way all open sets in the standard topology are Zariski-dense. It was quite effective at startling me out of the complacency of unconsciously basing my intuition of how topologies behave entirely on the standard topology on the reals. So my professor bringing up Zariski so often doesn't necessarily mean he has any special affection for it.

except...

My professor writes many of the homework problems himself. Not all of them - the less interesting ones he lifts from the textbook- but some. Well, every single Zariski topology question I've encountered so far is an original from this guy. I know because the all the questions he writes personally have paragraphs of commentary contextualizing why he thinks the problem is interesting and where the ideas in the problem are going later in the course. And well- let's just say the asides on the Zariski topology have been copious indeed

AND THEN there's the way he talks about the Zariski topology in class! It's with this blend of enthusiasm and fascination only comparable to the way I've seen tumblrites talk about their blorbos. Like hey! Come behold this sgrungy little guy! Isn't he fucked up? Isn't he marvelous? And I look and I can only conclude YEAH that is indeed a spectacular specimen, he's so strange, I want to put him in a terrarium and study him (and then I get to! In my homeworks!)

Anyways. It makes me really happy picking up on how excited my professor is to share this topology with us. I'm kind of baffled that people assume math is a boring field full of boring people when there exist folks like my professor who get this passionate about a topology!

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

Person: *breathes*

Graph Theorists: NO NOT THAT KIND OF GRAPH

i gotta say i don't buy all them planning strategies and tips that require more effort than just sitting and doing the work

i mean that might help some people but i find that when i am doing something important to me i need no plans nor do i need motivation, i also don't procrastinate, everything falls into its right place

and if achieving something takes so much effort in preparation, is this even supposed to be a thing? idk, maybe that's the reason why i have no external proof of my work lol

19 I 2023

this week is kinda crazy

I have a complex analysis test on saturday and the professor said that it will cover the entire semester. thank god I might get away with not knowing anything about analytic number theory lmao

I had troubles sleeping lately, it takes me about 3-4 hours to fall asleep every day. I sleep a lot during the day and it helps a bit but I still feel half-dead all the time. every time I fall asleep my brain can't shut up about some math problem

for the algebraic methods course we were supposed to state and prove the analogue of Baer criterion for sheaves of rings. I was the only person who claimed to have solved this, so I was sentenced to presenting my solution in front of everyone. the assertion holds and I thought I proved it but the professor said that the proof doesn't work, here is what I got:

he said that we cannot do this on stalks and we have to define a sheaf of ideals instead. when I was showing this I had a migraine so no brain power for me, I couldn't argue why I believe this to be fine. whenever two maps of sheaves agree on each stalk they are equal, so if we show that every extension on stalks is actually B → M on stalks, then doesn't that imply the extension is B → M on sheaves?? probably not, but I don't see where it fails and I'm so pissed that I was unable to ask about it when I was presenting, now it's too late and this shit keeps me up at night

I enjoy sheaf theory very much and I can't wait to have some time to read about schemes, I have a feeling that algebraic geometry and I are gonna be besties

during some interview Eisenbud said that when deciding which speciality to choose one should find a professor that they like and just do what that professor is doing lol. I feel this now that I talked some more to the guy who taught us commutative algebra. since my first year I was sure that I will do algebraic topology but maybe I will actually do AG, because that's what he's doing. is having one brain enough to do both?

anyway I'm glad that my interests fall into the category of fashionable stuff to do in math these days. my bachelor's thesis is likely going to be about simply-connected 4-dimensional manifolds, which is a hot research topic I guess. I won't work on any open problem because I'm just a stupid 3-year, not Perelman, but it will be a good opportunity to learn some of the stuff necessary to do research one day

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