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roy harper aka arsenal 🔴🟡🏹

credits: art by @fcksentry

do you think Bruce ever had to have the awkward “I’m not replacing you as my partner with Superman, I’m fucking Superman” talk with Dick? he’s got a poor insecure fresh baby Robin standing in front of him in the Cave desperately trying not to cry and he has to work up the nerve to tell Dick that Batman and Superman are only a thing because they’re a thing, not because he’s trying to replace Dick as Robin (or his closest confidante)

SCREAMING

don't ask what he's gonna do with that scalpel

do you fw superbat?

just a little 😊

stolen moment

“thank you dan mora” we all say in unison

too much flirting, not enough kissing. clark takes matters into his own hands

(late but happy birthday bruce!!! may you receive many smooches for your bday 😘)

now with a part 2! <3

Superman tarot for assignment :3

do u think Bruce ever thinks about chatterbox dick and thinks about when he was nonverbal and think I’m glad he expresses himself

He’s come a long way :)

Jason is that one unemployed sibling who texts you weird shit at 3:27 pm on a Tuesday.

Like, Dick, sweating his ass off in his police uniform getting a text from Jason, which btw, extremely rare- and it's just a Twin tomato (two tomatoes grown as one ykwim) and captioned w "ur ass"

or Tim is in the middle of his board meeting and he gets an email from Red Hood and hes like stressing out chcking it only to find a pic of his apartment's kitchen's pantry asking "why dont you have salt?"

and then damian coming back from school to see his phone full of texts from Jason and it's all pics of ugly animals and every pic is captioned with "u" "u again" "wow u"

Bruce getting a morse code going "check phone" and it's a video of Jason flying away on an alien helicopter contraption with Roy yelling after him asking him to get down and jason saying he doesnt know how this shit works.

they make me feel sick

And you’re still saving me, every day.

Most of DC writers be like:

SUPERMAN By Kris Anka

I need Tim, Damian, and Jason to wear matching 'Ra's Al Ghul traumatized me and all I got was this lousy t-shirt' shirts

“Jason is rash, impulsive and reckless!!”

Jason Todd:

Check out my wares (thick soup)

my humble rating via Bruce:

my beautiful horse girls

They make me ill

The cowards of twitter are afraid to admit that Batman represents love

Tim spends an absolutely ridiculous amount of time hacking into all of Damian’s devices and subtly coding his internet algorithm to push pop-up ads of ‘which bat are you’ quizzes, which he also created and coded himself, specifically so that no matter what answers Damian puts he will always get Red Robin as his result, and the 50+ hours he spent on the whole scheme are absolutely worth how many times Damian’s day has been wholly fucking ruined and he’s completely refused to admit to anybody why he’s in a bad mood.

someone posts a blurry photo of batman with robin captioned 'lets fight crime with mama' and bruce has to pretend it didnt make him cry

Batman & Robin: Year One (2024) #10 variant cover by Dan Mora

DAVID CORENSWET as CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN New Superman (2025) Trailer

I kinda hate it when stories try to make Superman out to be some kind of impossible ideal embodiment of goodness when the point is Clark's decency is entirely unremarkable. The enlightened Kryptonians with their advanced culture and science didn't teach him decency, a pair of Kansas farmers did. Superman is good because people are good.

LOOK AT HIM

HES MY BABY BOY AND I LOVE HIM!!! HE LIKES CORNERS AND THEY MAKE HIM FEEL SAFE AND CALM!!!!!

my eyes are open