Tim spends an absolutely ridiculous amount of time hacking into all of Damian’s devices and subtly coding his internet algorithm to push pop-up ads of ‘which bat are you’ quizzes, which he also created and coded himself, specifically so that no matter what answers Damian puts he will always get Red Robin as his result, and the 50+ hours he spent on the whole scheme are absolutely worth how many times Damian’s day has been wholly fucking ruined and he’s completely refused to admit to anybody why he’s in a bad mood.
Selina: Things my stepkids have texted me.
Selina: "What's Alfred's actual name?"
Selina: "When does my Social Security Number expire?"
Selina: "My friends are almost here. Make sure Bruce stays in the Batcave."
Selina: "Happy Mother's Day! I Venmo'd you six dollars."
Selina: "I adopted a donkey in your name."
Selina: "Please don't send Bruce. I'm too tired to be embarrassed."
Selina: "Can you bring me my science homework and three hundred dollars?"
Selina: "Can I get lung cancer from smoked turkey?"
Selina: "What's my net worth?"
Selina: "Bruce accidentally posted a story on Instagram."
Selina: "Make sure no one drinks my Red Bull."
Selina: "Send me a pic of your signature. Don't ask questions please."
Selina: "All my friends are there. Tell Bruce to act normal."
Selina: "Will I get in trouble for driving with roller skates on?"
Selina: "I left a hot dog on the mantle. Can you put it in the fridge please?"
Selina: "Are you going to be near a Chipotle today or no?"
Has anyone seen my wife
It's called fashion, Bruce
another repost from my Instagram in 2021
Next time you impulsively kiss someone, make sure to take your helmet off first
2025 Bart summer
bat-shenanigans
they’re the hero’s gothem deserves…?? maybe??
Donna Troy by Mike Mayhew
save a horse (the sequel) 🐎
I'd eat ur art but it looks like a lot of people have already gotten a bite... is there any leftovers? (btw I love your art and style!)
thank you^^! happy to hear<3
here are some leftover sketches of Dick and Jason I never posted lamo
Jason. 29. Big Gay. Love DC
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