Too Much Flirting, Not Enough Kissing. Clark Takes Matters Into His Own Hands

Dan mora legend among men

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It's seriously so hard to draw using your fingers but at least Dickie looks cute here

conversation i had abt which characters have dimples led to this :>

Press, holding a microphone too close to Tim’s face at a gala: how are you settling in at the Wayne’s now you’re officially adopted?

Tim, with a confused face: What do you mean? I’m not adopted.

Press: ..What? No, you were adopted-

Tim: Bruce gave birth to me.

Bruce, behind Tim, nodding: Obviously.

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Dan Mora, the man that you are.

Ok but what if Bruce and Clark are already married when Tim and Kon get together and Kon can’t stop making awful “oh step brother” porn jokes and Tim is seconds away from murdering him at all times but Kon has legit never laughed this hard in his life.

Next time you impulsively kiss someone, make sure to take your helmet off first

Oh 10000000% and when Dick and Kori see the room for the first time they just look at Bruce and he’s like “what? Too much?” But seeing him being #best grandpa makes Dick so happy :’)

I’m obsessed with the idea of Bruce being a grandpa. He never got to do the whole baby thing with any of his kids so imagine Dick coming by with Mar’i and Bruce just melts. He fully has a growing collection of “worlds best grandpa” stuff people started getting him as a joke but now he cherishes them as some of his prized possessions.

And if people thought Bruce “have you seen my kids” Wayne was bad just wait till he busts out the grandkids album in his phone filled with hundreds of (most identical) photos that make his face twist into the mushiest sappiest expression you’ve ever seen.

Imagine the brilliant tactician that is Batman planning a family trip to Disney or something or orchestrating the most elaborate child’s birthday parties until Dick and Kori have to tell him to chill out a little.

Just let Bruce spoil his grandchildren!