Here’s how I want robin in the next battinson movie:
The very first scene is Bruce and tiny Dick Grayson sitting across from each other at the dining table, staring each other down in silence, both clearly grumpy about it. Alfred is in the background watching them with concern. The silence lasts about 20 seconds before Dick speaks.
“Let me fight crime.” (said with all the petulance of a pouty 10 year old)
Bruce replies immediately. “No.” (this is clearly an ongoing argument)
Immediately cut to the next scene where Dick, wearing the iconic Robin suit, is having the time of his life swinging across the city while Bruce frantically tries to keep up with him while yelling at him to be careful like an anxious mother
Dan mora legend among men
soOO YEAH this whole thing was totally a spur of the moment lol I saw a pic on twitter with a guy in this pose and it was like I got thunderstruck by the gods with the idea
Originally it was supposed to be only the suit ver but oomf hit me with the idea of him wearing the bottom part of starfire’s costume, SO HERE WE ARE
I can safely say it wins my personal contest of fastest art of the year
Also… should.. should I make this a lenticular card? Would you like it? 👀👉🏻👈🏻
SUPERMAN By Kris Anka
ur nonverbal dick posts make me so happy🥺🥺💚💚💚 can u draw him w clark?
Poor Clark doesn’t know this is a compliment :(
Bruce: $15 is not real money. Bitcoin is real money
Jason: You just gotta die with a little piss in your pants
Dick: My life is teetering on becoming a Dead Dove: Do Not Eat fanfiction
Stephanie: They’re all straight men I bet, and therefore inferior to me
Babs: I’m in a wheelchair you have to fight me
Tim: Fret not, I have my Disney Princess Gummy Vitamins I eat by the handful. Theyre the only thing keeping me kicking
Duke: Id rather break another bone than take a straight ball shot
Steph to Cass (or vice-versa): You know everything about me, including my social security number. Why don’t you know my boob size?
Damian talking about his animals: They’re such beautiful creatures until they throw up in your lap
The kids talking about Bruce: I wonder if he knew he’d spend his career babysitting a bunch of queer autistic kids
Bruce talking about the kids: They’re abominations of nature but they’re MY abominations of nature
"well, the laser vision IS a plus, because it's cool watching her set stuff on fire from 50 yards away. and i like that she can fly and get things off of high shelves for me. but those aren't the ONLY reasons why i like her!"
(also i hope you enjoy retro batdad, because that's where my brain's at right now. i'm delighted that starfire's design is already so incredibly 60s; she fits right in 🌠)
Jason and Tim :
2025 Bart summer
whacking you with my sticks. clang clang zap zap
Jason. 29. Big Gay. Love DC
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