"well, The Laser Vision IS A Plus, Because It's Cool Watching Her Set Stuff On Fire From 50 Yards Away.

bruce wayne and dick grayson's relationship has me in a fucking chokehold cuz like. What do you mean theyve known eachother the longest and he was Bruce's first Robin, his first son. What do you mean they fight more often than not now? That Bruce actually kicked him out ane fired him and Dick still grew up to be the man that he is despite that. What do you mean Bruce is so irrevocably proud of him and wants to thaw the ice on their relationship but hes already done too much hasnt he?

What do you mean he thinks that touching their relationship now might do more harm than good? That Dick doesnt try to fix it either because for once in his life he doesnt want to have to be the bigger person here. He wants his dad. He wants him to come get him and hold him and tell him he never did anything wrong and that hes sorry and that he loves him. That hes still his son. What do you mean Dick grayson has resigned himself to the fact that it'll never happen?

Random BatFam (reference: Leverage, Season 3)

I wanted to try making a page

One of these things is not like the others

One of these things is not quite the same

I’m a sucker for genderqueer!Tim Drake getting gifted Martha Wayne’s pearls the day Bruce finally adopts them. Bruce always promised himself he’d give the pearls to his first daughter and it’s a gift to welcome Tim into the family and also affirm his gender.

Bruce loves when his kids take symbols of tragedy and makes something beautiful and new. Like when Tim buys the theatre and turns it into a his nest. So I don’t see Martha’s jewelry or Thomas’s accessories being any different.

Maybe he gifts Babs his mom’s blue broach for her something old, something blue the day she marries Dick. Cass has dangly pearl earrings she keeps safe on her person even if she doesn’t always wear them. Dick gets his father’s watch. And Jason definitely fits into all of Thomas’ old suits. Damian gets his grandfather’s stethoscope the day he graduates from med school.

Just Bruce handing down heirlooms so his parents live on in the details of the lives his children build.

super babies on patrol (at the dog park)

DAVID CORENSWET as CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN New Superman (2025) Trailer

Things I’ve overheard as the Batfam

Bruce: $15 is not real money. Bitcoin is real money

Jason: You just gotta die with a little piss in your pants

Dick: My life is teetering on becoming a Dead Dove: Do Not Eat fanfiction

Stephanie: They’re all straight men I bet, and therefore inferior to me

Babs: I’m in a wheelchair you have to fight me

Tim: Fret not, I have my Disney Princess Gummy Vitamins I eat by the handful. Theyre the only thing keeping me kicking

Duke: Id rather break another bone than take a straight ball shot

Steph to Cass (or vice-versa): You know everything about me, including my social security number. Why don’t you know my boob size?

Damian talking about his animals: They’re such beautiful creatures until they throw up in your lap

The kids talking about Bruce: I wonder if he knew he’d spend his career babysitting a bunch of queer autistic kids

Bruce talking about the kids: They’re abominations of nature but they’re MY abominations of nature

Batman/Superman: World's Finest #38 - "Superior Species" (2025)

written by Mark Waid art by Clayton Henry & Tamra Bonvillain

Today's a good day to be a SuperBat fan <3

Everyone say thank you Dan Mora and thank you Jorge Jimenez!!