Bruce: $15 is not real money. Bitcoin is real money
Jason: You just gotta die with a little piss in your pants
Dick: My life is teetering on becoming a Dead Dove: Do Not Eat fanfiction
Stephanie: They’re all straight men I bet, and therefore inferior to me
Babs: I’m in a wheelchair you have to fight me
Tim: Fret not, I have my Disney Princess Gummy Vitamins I eat by the handful. Theyre the only thing keeping me kicking
Duke: Id rather break another bone than take a straight ball shot
Steph to Cass (or vice-versa): You know everything about me, including my social security number. Why don’t you know my boob size?
Damian talking about his animals: They’re such beautiful creatures until they throw up in your lap
The kids talking about Bruce: I wonder if he knew he’d spend his career babysitting a bunch of queer autistic kids
Bruce talking about the kids: They’re abominations of nature but they’re MY abominations of nature
I'd like to dedicate this one to the work I was procrastinating on this afternoon
Before getting even close to realizing he was queer Tim Drake 1000000% took “am I gay” quizzes online
Nightwing, to his siblings: guyssss killing is like seriously bad :( say no to murder!! We’re vigilantes, not executioners!!
Bruce, vividly remembering the countless times he has had to physically restrain Dick from committing homicide, squinting at him suspiciously: hmmm
Dick grayson appreciation post
More brutalia fam content! Headcanon Talia uses ig occasionally 😆
Bruce Wayne could probably not care any less for social media but is willing to pose for her stories.
Talia and Bruce looking spectacular at a gala event but Damian just wants Titus to be known.
Thank you to the amazing @ube-kun for these pieces :)) saw them post another fanart on tw about Talia and Damian and I found it so cute, had to commission too
recharge ⚡️⚡️⚡️🔋
redraw of an old, old art 😬
Considering Jason Todd died in 1988 and came back 2005; does he know 9/11 happened?
Batkids sleepover
Wayne Family Adventures
credits: art by @fcksentry
Bruce at literally any age after he got into an argument with Alfred: Now I gotta die so you feel bad for yelling at me and you’ll admit that I’m right.
Jason. 29. Big Gay. Love DC
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