I'd Eat Ur Art But It Looks Like A Lot Of People Have Already Gotten A Bite... Is There Any Leftovers?

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I’m reading Batman: Failsafe and I’m having FEELINGS

doors exist and someday batman will learn to use them but today is not that day 🙂‍↔️

Imagine John asking Clark to do a tik tok dance video with him but then Kon sends it to Tim who who shows it to Damian and Bruce and says they have to one up them.

Which because they’re competitive assholes they absolutely do. Bruce would hire dancers, rent out some very fancy venue, and get full lights and maybe even pyro.

Then somehow Clark gets stuck writing a puff piece at work about “billionaire Bruce Wayne and son go viral with elaborate tik tok dance trend” and Bruce has not stopped looking smug for days.

do u think Bruce ever thinks about chatterbox dick and thinks about when he was nonverbal and think I’m glad he expresses himself

He’s come a long way :)

Two dads and their son

Superbat Master Collection

Roy, walking in with Lian and Jason close behind: “Sorry we’re late. We had to wait out a terrible tantrum.”

Dick: “That’s okay. ‘Terrible teens’, am I right?”

Jason: “Oh no… it was me. It was my tantrum… Anyways, I’m fine now.”

Lian: “You’re thinking of terrible twos, Uncle Dick.”

Roy: “You’re both wrong. This is terrible twenties.”

By far the funniest reaction I’ve seen to the new Superman trailer is, ‘yeah, Luthor does look like he’d create Superboy.’

THE most underrated duke fit ever

being keeping a hold of this post for a while and finally got to post it 🙏

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spending his bounteous inheritance

Original photo credit: Pygmy Falcon chick at the San Antonio Zoo