Selina: Things My Stepkids Have Texted Me.

Selina: Things my stepkids have texted me.

Selina: "What's Alfred's actual name?"

Selina: "When does my Social Security Number expire?"

Selina: "My friends are almost here. Make sure Bruce stays in the Batcave."

Selina: "Happy Mother's Day! I Venmo'd you six dollars."

Selina: "I adopted a donkey in your name."

Selina: "Please don't send Bruce. I'm too tired to be embarrassed."

Selina: "Can you bring me my science homework and three hundred dollars?"

Selina: "Can I get lung cancer from smoked turkey?"

Selina: "What's my net worth?"

Selina: "Bruce accidentally posted a story on Instagram."

Selina: "Make sure no one drinks my Red Bull."

Selina: "Send me a pic of your signature. Don't ask questions please."

Selina: "All my friends are there. Tell Bruce to act normal."

Selina: "Will I get in trouble for driving with roller skates on?"

Selina: "I left a hot dog on the mantle. Can you put it in the fridge please?"

Selina: "Are you going to be near a Chipotle today or no?"

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A four panel comic with Cassandra Cain as Batgirl, Bruce Wayne as Batman, and Leslie Thompkins from DC Comics. In the first panel, Cass lays in a hospital bed with a blanket covering her. It's visible that under the blanket she has big boobs. By her bedside is Bruce who says, "Good luck!" The second panel has Cass still laying in the same hospital bed with the blanket, but now she has no boobs. By her bedside stands Leslie who says, "Your top surgery was a success!" Cass looks elated. In the third panel, Cass, now standing, asks, "Where's Batman?" Leslie, from outside of the panel answers, "Who do you think took your boobs?" In the fourth panel, Cass stand's over Bruce's bedside crying and with a fist raised in the air, while she cries out, "Nooooo!!!" Bruce is in a hospital bed and now has big boobs.

based off the comic by @/silkentine.

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3 weeks ago

Uh Oh Bro U Have Bewitched Me Mind Body And Soul

uh oh bro u have bewitched me mind body and soul

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1 month ago

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2 weeks ago

I’m a sucker for genderqueer!Tim Drake getting gifted Martha Wayne’s pearls the day Bruce finally adopts them. Bruce always promised himself he’d give the pearls to his first daughter and it’s a gift to welcome Tim into the family and also affirm his gender.

Bruce loves when his kids take symbols of tragedy and makes something beautiful and new. Like when Tim buys the theatre and turns it into a his nest. So I don’t see Martha’s jewelry or Thomas’s accessories being any different.

Maybe he gifts Babs his mom’s blue broach for her something old, something blue the day she marries Dick. Cass has dangly pearl earrings she keeps safe on her person even if she doesn’t always wear them. Dick gets his father’s watch. And Jason definitely fits into all of Thomas’ old suits. Damian gets his grandfather’s stethoscope the day he graduates from med school.

Just Bruce handing down heirlooms so his parents live on in the details of the lives his children build.

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1 month ago

corensupebattinson please.... pleak...... pleek .. ... 💔💔💔💔💔

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1 month ago

If you're ever in the mood to draw babian again, you should totally have like a toddler damian waddle up to Tim on his tiny fat legs and go "Timothy, I would like to request my daily dose of uppies"