Riddler: The more you have of it, the less you see... what is-
Robin!Dick: Rice :D
Riddler: what
Robin!Dick: There's always more rice than you're anticipating in the bowl
Batman: *frantically trying to cut the ropes because he just realized his son is a dumbass*
Me: yeah I guess I’d admit I’m like slightly partial to Batman if you’re really twisting my arm
Me since the Superman trailers have been showing: GUYS ITS SUPERMAN!!! OH MY GOD ITS SUPERMAN!!!! GUYS!!!!! ITS KRYPTO!!!!!! GUYS!!!!
Nightwing, to his siblings: guyssss killing is like seriously bad :( say no to murder!! We’re vigilantes, not executioners!!
Bruce, vividly remembering the countless times he has had to physically restrain Dick from committing homicide, squinting at him suspiciously: hmmm
Your battinson with baby Dick,,,, 🥹🥹🥹💕✨💖✨💕✨💕 Every time I see them, my life span increases by three years. Absolutely ADORABLE!!!!
I am SO soft for Batman being a dad ESPECIALLY battinson are you joKING
so idk if you've read discowing rises (from its mirrorball ashes) by InkpotSprite, but definitely recommend. Love the idea of Duke being fashionable and loving the Discowing look.
Selina: Things my stepkids have texted me.
Selina: "What's Alfred's actual name?"
Selina: "When does my Social Security Number expire?"
Selina: "My friends are almost here. Make sure Bruce stays in the Batcave."
Selina: "Happy Mother's Day! I Venmo'd you six dollars."
Selina: "I adopted a donkey in your name."
Selina: "Please don't send Bruce. I'm too tired to be embarrassed."
Selina: "Can you bring me my science homework and three hundred dollars?"
Selina: "Can I get lung cancer from smoked turkey?"
Selina: "What's my net worth?"
Selina: "Bruce accidentally posted a story on Instagram."
Selina: "Make sure no one drinks my Red Bull."
Selina: "Send me a pic of your signature. Don't ask questions please."
Selina: "All my friends are there. Tell Bruce to act normal."
Selina: "Will I get in trouble for driving with roller skates on?"
Selina: "I left a hot dog on the mantle. Can you put it in the fridge please?"
Selina: "Are you going to be near a Chipotle today or no?"
Cass keeps a family photo with her, that's so sweet 😭 ❤️
Batgirl (2024) #3
duality of man….
Oh we could’ve had it all
lazarus boy or something
Tim “Dick Grayson fan first, everything else second” Drake’s home decor
Jason. 29. Big Gay. Love DC
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