lazarus boy or something
They’re on patrol :)
2025 Bart summer
Bruce, for the record, is absolutely stoked when Jason brings Roy around.
Because this now means that he is a grandpa. He is so ready to be a grandpa. Let him be a grandpa. Please please please please-
(finally, he gets to just give things to someone. anything they want. (finally, he gets to give Jason so much money and things and Jason can't say no because they are for Lian too))
The thing is, now he is in a very deep and serious rivalry with Oliver, who will not be replaced as the number one grandpa. Absolutely not. So now they are waging war on each other for Lian's affections.
It's messy and it's bloody.
One day, during a JLA meeting, Green Arrow notices something peeking from underneath Batman's suit. It's colorful, so it stands starkly against the dark suit. It looks very familiar.
Green Arrow looks down on his hands. At the friendship bracelet Lian had made for him. He looks back up at Batman and the very familiar colorful thing he has on him.
"What is that?" He asks.
Batman turns to look at him. He follows Green Arrow's gaze, and looks at the colorful thing on him, and then at the bracelet on Green Arrow's wrist.
"What is that?" Batman asks, nodding at the bracelet.
"I asked you first."
"I asked you second."
Green Arrow glares at Batman.
"It's a friendship bracelet my granddaughter made for me", he says.
Batman glares at Green Arrow.
"And this is a friendship bracelet my granddaughter made for me", he says.
They glare at each other. The meeting room has become several degrees colder. No one dares to utter a word.
Then they both pull out their phones and make a call.
"Jason-"
"Roy-"
Jason and Roy, in their bed, both realising that their dad's are calling them at the same time: fuck whatever it is, we're going back to sleep
Wiii Timkoooonnn 💖💖💖💖✨✨
Someone please shoot me in the head
DAVID CORENSWET as CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN New Superman (2025) Trailer
Here’s how I want robin in the next battinson movie:
The very first scene is Bruce and tiny Dick Grayson sitting across from each other at the dining table, staring each other down in silence, both clearly grumpy about it. Alfred is in the background watching them with concern. The silence lasts about 20 seconds before Dick speaks.
“Let me fight crime.” (said with all the petulance of a pouty 10 year old)
Bruce replies immediately. “No.” (this is clearly an ongoing argument)
Immediately cut to the next scene where Dick, wearing the iconic Robin suit, is having the time of his life swinging across the city while Bruce frantically tries to keep up with him while yelling at him to be careful like an anxious mother
I need Tim, Damian, and Jason to wear matching 'Ra's Al Ghul traumatized me and all I got was this lousy t-shirt' shirts
I’m obsessed with the idea of Bruce being a grandpa. He never got to do the whole baby thing with any of his kids so imagine Dick coming by with Mar’i and Bruce just melts. He fully has a growing collection of “worlds best grandpa” stuff people started getting him as a joke but now he cherishes them as some of his prized possessions.
And if people thought Bruce “have you seen my kids” Wayne was bad just wait till he busts out the grandkids album in his phone filled with hundreds of (most identical) photos that make his face twist into the mushiest sappiest expression you’ve ever seen.
Imagine the brilliant tactician that is Batman planning a family trip to Disney or something or orchestrating the most elaborate child’s birthday parties until Dick and Kori have to tell him to chill out a little.
Just let Bruce spoil his grandchildren!
Jason. 29. Big Gay. Love DC
147 posts