Nightwing Commission For A Friend! (I Would've Done It For Free You Silly Goose 🧍‍♂️)

Here’s how I want robin in the next battinson movie:

The very first scene is Bruce and tiny Dick Grayson sitting across from each other at the dining table, staring each other down in silence, both clearly grumpy about it. Alfred is in the background watching them with concern. The silence lasts about 20 seconds before Dick speaks.

“Let me fight crime.” (said with all the petulance of a pouty 10 year old)

Bruce replies immediately. “No.” (this is clearly an ongoing argument)

Immediately cut to the next scene where Dick, wearing the iconic Robin suit, is having the time of his life swinging across the city while Bruce frantically tries to keep up with him while yelling at him to be careful like an anxious mother

They’re not allowed to get interviewed anymore

when Duke needs backup in a fight he uses his powers to blast bat-signal-esque signs into the sky to call for whatever sibling is best suited for the job. each sibling hates their calling sign, and even worse, they actually have to respond to it because Duke only uses them when he’s like three minutes away from dying so they literally have no choice, like if their symbol shows up they have to fucking BOLT over there regardless of the indignance or Duke will not make it

Jason: the middle finger emoji

Damian: a somehow detailed image of the Boss Baby

Dick: just the word ‘slut’ in bubble letters

Tim: the red robin restaurant logo, complete with ‘gourmet burgers and brews!’ underneath

Steph: a taco, in reference to a time when she was drunk one night and Tim got on video her chasing down a moving taco truck insistently only to face plant into the side of it when the driver finally stopped to let her buy one

Cass: her regular symbol, because shes the only one he respects completely and it drives the others insane to have one sibling un-harassed

Bruce doesn’t have one because he refuses to call for Bruce. Alfred has one, a shotgun, although it’s never been used, and it pisses Bruce off to no end.

It's called fashion, Bruce

another repost from my Instagram in 2021

soOO YEAH this whole thing was totally a spur of the moment lol I saw a pic on twitter with a guy in this pose and it was like I got thunderstruck by the gods with the idea

Originally it was supposed to be only the suit ver but oomf hit me with the idea of him wearing the bottom part of starfire’s costume, SO HERE WE ARE

I can safely say it wins my personal contest of fastest art of the year

Also… should.. should I make this a lenticular card? Would you like it? 👀👉🏻👈🏻

doors exist and someday batman will learn to use them but today is not that day 🙂‍↔️

Alfred, stitching up Bruce: and what do we think you perhaps should have done differently, master Bruce?

Bruce, delirious: I think I should have died with my parents

Most of DC writers be like:

Sleepy time on the couch

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