Imagine John asking Clark to do a tik tok dance video with him but then Kon sends it to Tim who who shows it to Damian and Bruce and says they have to one up them.
Which because they’re competitive assholes they absolutely do. Bruce would hire dancers, rent out some very fancy venue, and get full lights and maybe even pyro.
Then somehow Clark gets stuck writing a puff piece at work about “billionaire Bruce Wayne and son go viral with elaborate tik tok dance trend” and Bruce has not stopped looking smug for days.
my eyes are open
His evil son
they are on a date <3
lazarus boy or something
when Duke needs backup in a fight he uses his powers to blast bat-signal-esque signs into the sky to call for whatever sibling is best suited for the job. each sibling hates their calling sign, and even worse, they actually have to respond to it because Duke only uses them when he’s like three minutes away from dying so they literally have no choice, like if their symbol shows up they have to fucking BOLT over there regardless of the indignance or Duke will not make it
Jason: the middle finger emoji
Damian: a somehow detailed image of the Boss Baby
Dick: just the word ‘slut’ in bubble letters
Tim: the red robin restaurant logo, complete with ‘gourmet burgers and brews!’ underneath
Steph: a taco, in reference to a time when she was drunk one night and Tim got on video her chasing down a moving taco truck insistently only to face plant into the side of it when the driver finally stopped to let her buy one
Cass: her regular symbol, because shes the only one he respects completely and it drives the others insane to have one sibling un-harassed
Bruce doesn’t have one because he refuses to call for Bruce. Alfred has one, a shotgun, although it’s never been used, and it pisses Bruce off to no end.
Jason and Tim :
recharge ⚡️⚡️⚡️🔋
redraw of an old, old art 😬
They’re not allowed to get interviewed anymore
my eyes are open
Thinking of how the Kryptonian legend that the name Nightwing comes from is the story of a man who was cast away by his family and still dreamed of protecting the weak and justice, and after Clark explained how the man in the myth used his talent and skill to fight for the weak and became a legend, Dick’s first question was “did his family ever realize their mistake?”
Jason. 29. Big Gay. Love DC
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